Scenes We'd Like to See

[Meowstic Royalty]

Oh look, ANOTHER Mock the Week idea. Basically, one person says a category and the person below comes in with their hopefully hilarious suggestions, and then another category for the poster below them.

Example:
Person 1: Things the Pope shouldn't say in his first speech.
Person 2: "YMCA!" Unlikely exam questions.

I'll start off with a category

Bad things to hear from the cockpit of a plane.

[Hahex and Oshawott]

"say, how DO airplanes stay in the air anyway?"
Unusually witty quips from a pokemon NPC

[Captain Jigglypuff]

"Is it normal for Quilladin to watch you as you sleep while holding a machete?"

Jigsaw's instructions to Justin Bieber in a death trap....

[Meowstic Royalty]

"You can cut off your own leg with the saw or...SCREW IT you dont get a choice, youre dead."

Bad things to say on the opening of the Wembley stadium.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

"Can I use your balls?"

Female anchor as Meredith Viera is being mauled to death on live international television?

[SirBlaziken]

"Wow, who knew lions could hold a pencil?" (Journalist, and I chose mauled by lions. Yes, I know I suck)

In a restaurant about to drink some weird looking soup

[Meowstic Royalty]

Sorry, I may not have explained it clear enough.

You have to give a CATEGORY. Such as "Bad things to hear in hospital" or "Unhelpful things to say in a crisis", or perhaps "Books headed straight for the bargain bin."

Then the next person gives an answer like this:

Category: "Unlikely things to read on a road sign"
Next person: "Help me! I'm trapped in a sign making factory!"
"Bad things to hear at your 4th birthday party"

Use this link for examples (Warning: Contains EXTREMELY strong language and adult humor. Click only if you are not afraid of mature jokes.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zd6kylWkWmE

Hahex got a correct category which is more of what they should be.

So I'll start a new category, since that is kinda... Well, not it.

Unlikely things to hear on a talent show.

[Wolstenholme]

"Hello we're One Direction"


Seeee normal ones now... I thought this topic had gone mental.

Things you wouldn't want to hear said on a budget airline.

[Meowstic Royalty]

"Hello we're One Direction"

Hahaha xD

"In the event of an emergency oxygen masks will dangle from the ceiling and untangling them will piss you off before you die."

Unlikely things to hear at the Oscars.

[SirBlaziken]

My bad.

"And the winner is, Dora the Explorer."

Last thing you want to hear during a surgery.

[Meowstic Royalty]

"HOLY GOD! NURSE, YOU GOTTA COME LOOK AT THIS!"

Bad things to say at Christmas.

[Wolstenholme]

"Where does this squidgy thing go again?"

Damn snipe.

"Bah Humbug"

I was thinking on the spot, okay?

Unlikely things for a quizmaster to say

[SirBlaziken]

"Uhhh..... I forgot the question."

Unlikely things to hear on a "reality" TV show.

[Meowstic Royalty]

"WELCOME TO ROBOT WARS! CRUNCHER?"
"Ready!"
"STEVEN HAWKING?"
"*robotic voice* ready."

Bad things to hear at the Olympics.

[SirBlaziken]

"The athletes are all robots!"

LAst thing you'd like to hear at the doctor's office.