Hey, Siri!

[Wrath of Zuruggu]

Siri is great when your boyfriend's phone is charging and you get it to remotely search lewd images over the internet, then watch him frantically scramble from the other side of the room to cancel search before rude pictures display on the screen lmao.

[Lord Raven]

it doesnt understand my accent

Can't you change your accent to scottish on Siri?

Anyway, Australian Siri isn't as sexy as she should be.  Also Siri sucks.  I think I have her turned off by default, I hate how it defaults to apple maps, and I hate searching box scores for games that are currently on (like it doesn't give down and distance, who has possession, etc)

[sylar]

i dont think so? my siri is some english accent and all it goes on about is I DIDNT QUITE CATCH THAT or its just like

"siri i need an ambulance"
"oh you mean ambience? heres ambient music, tell me if you need anything else pal buddy"

if you can change it to scottish thatd be good because even just in general english siris accent annoys me

[Lord Raven]

maybe you should fix YOURSELF

american accents >>>>

tho I talk too fast and mumble-y like most folk from Baltimore so siri doesn't pick up on everything I say

[lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes]

wonder what siri is like up in my end of the woods

"ey 'up duck"
//siri doesn't answer//
" 'ey our siri"
//siri doesn't answer//
"come on luv"
//siri doesn't answer//
"siri, show me what's in t'market fer twenny pound"
"//smugly with hands on hips in upper class white male voice// sorry. i didn't quite catch that."

[Milsap]

I hate how it defaults to apple maps,

At the minute I'm using Apple Maps more than Google Maps. Easier to read. Plus if you run both side by side it sounds like two women fighting.

"siri, show me what's in t'market fer twenny pound"

Dread to think what it'd be like if I unleashed the full fury of the Black Country Accent on it.

"Ya'roit Siroi, can yow foynd me a place to eat near the Old Walsall Row-ad accydoct please?"
"Finding places to eat near the Old Walsall Road aquaduct"
"Bloody 'ell, I cor believe that worked!"

[Lord Raven]

At the minute I'm using Apple Maps more than Google Maps. Easier to read. Plus if you run both side by side it sounds like two women fighting.

I dunno, Apply Maps has a tendency to mess up instructions and send me to almost nowhere.  I've always gotten where I needed to go with Google Maps, whereas Apple Maps is iffy and tends to cost me gas.