The PKMN.NET Dream Diary

[Shaymin]

last night i dreamt that myself and several other PKMN.net members had been made admins here

it was weird

[sans the skeleton]

i had a dream last night where joeno wrote a long post about something, think it was about closing a topic or banning a kind of topic, and one of the paragraphs was something like (not precisely worded because i'm not smart like joeno):

'poison2007 pointed out (why this was bad) at first, which is good, why did the rest of u not notice??? anyway sure they're pretty much have the mentality of a class clown but they have MORALS' (but without the caps too).

yeah idk if it had a meaning or

[Kpyna]

y'all dreaming about pkmn.net what does that mean

i had a dream last night i went out to the streets by my apartment here and my friend from home marcus was visiting me and we got into a fight and then i found another friend and she was like, "you don't think he's a bit of a sexist? just don't let him back into your house" and i didn't i totally left him on the streets at night. even though he never said anything sexist haha

[Pam-the-Lamb]

 I remember having a dream last week where I was browsing pkmn.net (ikr) and one of the posters here was an absolute man-eater but it's like the individual posts would just update themselves instead of new posts being posted.

Anyway, it must have been one of the feels thread because they were complaining about some guy and then all this nsfw stuff started being added to the post and I was like "Wtf is this? Why isn't this being banned?" then I looked and it was on the first page of about 70 and I got really annoyed and then the dream swapped to something else.

Strangely enough, the dream swapped to a The Last of Us/I Am Legend mashup where I was in a settlement next to a river/lake but everything was like dried earth and mountains and we would have messengers on bicycles going places and it turns out that I was protecting our courier from vampires or something then she went back to base and I carried on walking to where we were meant to go and it suddenly transitions to me walking down a tight, urban, lane and at the end are giant dog-houses with vampire dogs in them that are super aggro and I turn around and two of my dogs are there and this vampire bulldog is chillin with Boober so I'm like "they're trying to chum-up with them before biting her" so I grab both my dogs and physically run down the lane and all of a sudden a range rover with a family pull up (I think they drove up to the vampire dogs actually) and I hop in their car and we're driving through a small town.

The second dream was a lot cooler tbh. You can choose when to breathe with the third paragraph. It felt as if punctuating it would ruin the flow.

[Shaymin]

so i'm at MCM London (i know why, cause i bought a ticket to it yesterday) and for some bizarre reason it's a lot smaller than I expected. Like, tiny. Except for the stages. And idk why but I've been told I'm going on stage and I'm like "ok.jpg" but I'm totally unwilling. I get dragged to backstage ANYWAY and the stairs are like... there is not a lot of room if you catch my drift - my 5'5 ass can touch the 'ceiling' of the stairs above whilst walking down the stairs. it's weird.

So I get on stage and in the dream I'm with a lot of other people. But That's where it gets weird. So up to that point I remember one of my fave youtubers coming onto stage and everyone freaking out, and that's where it cuts off. When it comes back into focus I'm watching a youtube video of the stage I was on - and I'm the only one on stage. My fave youtuber comes on and I apparently rugby tackle him and I'm thinking to myself "this can't be right" so I ask people who were there and they're like "Yeah you were on stage talking about some crap then he came on and you dropped everything. The worst part was you fell over an djust sort of stayed there for a bit"

now i'm just like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Mockery for One]

Not trying to bump this topic, but I've had the weirdest dream of the 21st century!

I dreamed that I had my Pokemon from emerald (sceptile, graveller, Zigzagoon, Flygon, absol, and Latias) I had beaten the elite 4. Me and my Pokemon were famous. My sceptile wanted to be a rock star, although I didn't like the idea, he goes ahead anyway and disobeys me. All my Pokemon then practice for a talent contest. Meanwhile I'm showing 2 dudes in to show them my Pokemon. I say to them that I have absolutely nothing to hide about my Pokemon from them. As we come closer to sceptile's room, the music gets less faint. I don't know what to say to the dudes. Sceptile climbs on a table, does some air guitar (they don't have instruments yet), then leaps off the table, as if he going to get crowd-surfed. At that moment I walk in. Sceptile seems to have frozen in midair. I ask "What do you think you're doing?!" Sceptile tells me what he's doing. I reply "I see. Are you practicing trying to embarrass me too?" I turn to walk off and I say "get down from there right now!"

Later sceptile's group enter the talent contest. They realise there's one problem. My Rayquaza's on guard. So they disguise themselves. They fool Rayquaza, but my Zigzagoon blows their cover by talking in his normal voice. They get chased by Rayquaza, but escape.

They go on stage. Sceptile does the singing and has an electric guitar. Zigzagoon, absol, and flygon have electric guitars as well. Graveller is playing the drums. And Latias is playing the keyboard.

Rayquaza finds them onstage, and demands them to get off the stage NOW!!! Of course, they don't listen (well how could they? Their music was loud!) Rayquaza attempts to pull the instruments offstage by their wires, but absol then chases Rayquaza round the stage, biting his backside. Rayquaza runs round the stage begging for mercy!

Of course, they win. I won't bore you with the stuff I yelled at my sceptile, but I can tell you this: Rayquaza was sent to hospital with a VERY sore backside!

Is funny to me! XD

[Sizacu]

I was in school which for some reason was at the top of a huuuuge hill. Then some reports of a shooting & bombing in a nearby school are shown in school. I looked out of the window and welp the sky's like a sunset with loads of black clouds because there's loads of fires from below! Turns out the bombers are moving their way up to my school (how I knew this idk) and they're shooting and chucking grenades at every house nearby. Got on a bus to go downhill and we went on a motorway, which was probably inspired by last Sunday's bus diversion. Next thing I know, I'm going back to school because I forgot something.

[Kpyna]

last night i had a dream i was food shopping and found a huge box of Kraft Shapes Mac and Cheese and I was in heaven. Then I went and got a tattoo to remember Nate, my ex, by and I got it on my left shoulder and it was a big blue planet, and behind it a bright orange planet, with 7 more following going around in a helix-like shape getting smaller and smaller with clouds on it too. In the dream I guess it had a lot of meaning but of course in the normal world it doesn't... I would probably get that tat in real life too if I didn't have my entire upper back tattoo figured out for when I get home.

i had a dream i went to this hostel in amsterdam and this guy was doing helicopter rides so i got in the helicopter and when it was taking off something fell out and i was like "what was that" and my roommate said "oh my god it was your purse" and i was like, "why do you have my purse!" and she's like, "you were just gonna leave it in the hostel" and i looked down as we flew away from all my money and my debit card and decided to hope someone turns it in at a police station so when we landed again i ran to the police station to look for it and they had it. i opened it to check for money and all my money was there! i was tearing it out of my purse and checking on a table to make sure i had everything and i did i was so happy

then my alarm went off and i woke up surrounded by money with my purse on the floor next to my bed

[SirBlaziken]

These were like a week back but I just now got around to posting them:

The first one I was at some body of water, which for some reason wasn't shallow, near some huge rock wall with some curious markings (which I can't remember for the life of me) and a bunch other tourists. I was snapping pictures when someone knocks me into the water and everyone watches as I drown.

The second one was a lot more random. The power went out during a storm at school during my college class and somehow ended up wandering the halls with no clue of where I was going, what I was doing, or anything of that nature.

[Kpyna]

i stopped smoking last week so i've just been having weird dreams all week

last night i dreamed i was supposed to collect a whole bunch of tiny animal species for some conservation reason, and put them in those little clear bugcatcher boxes. i collected a bunch of lizards and my tiny snake tried to eat my tiny anole and the anole was screaming like a human so i had to pull the snake off of the anole and the snake just ate the anole's tail. then i had to go to another region to catch more animals but i had to swim so i turned into a dolphin and swam there

then my alarm woke me up and i was really confused

[The name master]

I dreamed that PKMN.NET was blocked at school! Glad it was just a dream! 

[sans the skeleton]

I dreamed that PKMN.NET was blocked at school! Glad it was just a dream! 

it should be because you need to learn

edit: oh i forgot to put my dream in

i dreamt that everyone was a gangster and every time i got shot and killed it would repeat fro the day i moved into this eastenders kind of place. there was some sort of plot outside of 'stuff repeats every time you die so you have to keep making friends with the same people'

like i had to get the evil guys crimes proven and get him sent to jail before i could be Free i guess? i dont know at all. it sounds like a book

[The name master]

it should be because you need to learn

It should be blocked (because this is a forum) but for some reason, it's not. The chat page is blocked, though. I go there quite a lot.

[sans the skeleton]

It should be blocked (because this is a forum) but for some reason, it's not. The chat page is blocked, though. I go there quite a lot.

technically the entire site should be as its under the games thing - some rival sites are, for example. maybe someone at your school goes here. that'd be creepy

*stares through the pc screen*

[Pam-the-Lamb]

 Had a dream where I was walking down a street near my house and I looked towards the field/park down the road and an old man and young kids were playing football together then a voice behind me says "hey, he's wearing one of those old Aston Villa shirt" and I was like "wow, that's quite sweet seeing the elderly engage in some traditional play time with the youngsters, he's probably their grandfather or something". Then I look down and all three of my dogs are plodding along with me and I'm like "how did you guys get out?" but then I notice that they're literally just following me so I go to lead them back home then my nan pulls up in her car and the hind door is open to let my dogs get in the back where her dog is.

Then I'm taken to a different scenario where I'm like a helper for troubled/disabled youths or something and I'm talking to someone about one of the guys I'm looking after and I say something like "keep in mind, he's special" and we walk up some stairs (behind the guy) into a clothes department after walking past some women's clothes directly at the top of the stairs which looked like lampshades.

Then I'm just randomly walking back down the stairs towards a woman in our group and I poke her jokingly (we must have been friends) and I'm like "yeah, I know it's your birthday so I got you these tickets" and she's excited and so was I but then I look at the ticket and it sounds as if it's for a night club or something but the entire vibe was that this fancy hotel had a party going on, like a disco, and we were going.

I think I woke up and fell asleep again because I can only remember things being grey, dark, and I'm getting the feeling that I was sitting some sort of test. I woke myself up after realising that I wanted a bath.

The odd thing is, the bloke was wearing the home shirt for AV from between 1969 - 1971 and I know nothing about football so it's weird that it popped up in my dream. The woman was really pretty too and I don't know who she was.