You know you've played too much pokemon when...

[Spectre Latios]

When you think the Air Force army uses Skarmories as substitute to those titanium-plated fighter jets.

O.o

[JºèýJ³dý]

Jets are made from Aluminium. Titanium would be WAY too heavy. Tanks are made from Titanium

[Spectre Latios]

When you try to force your pet mouse to eat red candy in order to make it look cool

[Dracon]

When you thrpw ice shreds at your friends and say you are parcticing the move blizzard.
(I'm not kidding, this has actually happend to me)

[Totally Engrish Champiness]

When you turn back every time you stand next to a drunken old man,then,after talking to him when he sobers up,book an exotic island cruise so you can find Missingno..

[Aerodactylite]

When i charged my SP the night before and then woke up and played it. When i looked it was dead. I think it was 9 hours straight

[Christmas Lyoko Code]

when you grab a red apple and throw it saying "Mew, go!"

[#Emma---#]

When you spend ages training your dog to fetch a stick and then you think it's going  to evolve into a Houndoom.

[Christmas Lyoko Code]

when you get a piece of hubba bubba say its a rare candy

[#Emma---#]

When you see a guy with an afro and you think Miror B is coming.

When you get freaked out by sheep because you think they are going to use thundershock.

When you see a ladybird and run away because you think it's going to use comet punch on you.

When you see a big bird flying in the sky and you think it's Ho oh.

When you ask strawberry jelly to use transform.

When you beg your spaghetti not to use sleep powder or absorb on you.

[Christmas Lyoko Code]

when you see a lizard and think its a charmander

[Sailor Saturneon]

When you insist that mythological animals like the pheonix and halcyon are real..they're just other names for Legendary Pokemon Moltre/Ho-oh and Lugia.

[Totally Engrish Champiness]

When you sell a gold nugget for 3,000 dollars.

[CrimiClown™]

When you paint your dog yellow and black and make him use a stungun. =3

[The Windows Ninja: Vista pwns you!]

When your cats.dogs/other mammals breed and produce an egg.