Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Roxxy the Zangoose]

Granted...but then you wake up.

I wish that people would actually put their trash in trash cans.

[Gusparce]

Granted, but apparently some people think the world is their trashcan.......I wish I was a Dunsparce that would not be hurt in any way or die, suffer,tortured or anything bad happening to me. And I couldnt be caught either.

[Darkwing]

Granted... sadly the PPC get called in to investigate you.

I wish I could find a Thundercats soundboard for my phone.

[Roxxy the Zangoose]

Granted, but you can't upload it.

I wish that people would put their trash actually inside an actual trashcan, not just on the world.

[Sizacu]

Granted, but the trash cans run off!

I wish my nose bleeds last long enough so that I miss lessons c:

[Hicky]

Granted, but your nose becomes Nosepass-shaped.

I wish I could eat broccoli.

[ShiraBliss]

Granted, but you can't eat anything else and you eventually become allergic

I wish for art!

[Gusparce]

Granted! And its very ugly!    I wish that I wished this wish.

[Webby2]

Granted, but everyone else wished it first so you'll have to wait for it.

I wish to not feel ill.

[Lugiafanatic]

Granted, but you will be weak.

I wish for eternal happiness.

[Roxxy the Zangoose]

Granted, but its not for you. It's for your worst enemy.


I wish I could find my iPod headphones and actually use them.

[Lugiafanatic]

Granted, but after that use, you'll never be able to find them again.

I wish I could guess your pokemon. =P

[Jarl ulfric stormcloak]

granted, but one of them is missingno and it glitches your game!

I wish for all the other wishers wishes to be wished uncoruppted, so their wish will
be a uncoruppted wish by my wish!

[Roxxy the Zangoose]

Granted, but you get thrown in an asylum because no one understands you.

I wish my dad and brother would let me have a turn on the Wii to play Super Mario Galaxy by myself.

[qazz42]

k but then everything will explode in neucleur war\



i WANT TO BE AN INVINCIBLE BANANANANANANANA