Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Z:illyhoo]

Granted, but someone gets jealous of your pen and breaks it.

I wish I had just a little bit more to do right now, but not an overload.

[Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl!]

Granted but you have a mental break down

I wish I wasn't bored

[Skyler and Blazer]

Granted, you house is now being robbed and you aren't bored.

I wish I was as snug as a bug on a rug in a slug.

[Kdintranet & Scizau]

Granted but....... a bird eats the slug therefore eats you.

I wish the sky was orange instead of blue.

[purplerush]

Granted the sky is now orange as the sun starts to explode 0____0
I wish my pixel project was easier to finish.

[Skyler and Blazer]

Granted, but You don't wanna finish it anymore.

I wish I had the blood of a Seyajin.

[Kdintranet & Scizau]

You. but its poisoned.

I wish I could be rich.

[purplerush]

You're now rich but get burried under all that money.
I wish my life wasn't full of fail.

[Tom™]

Granted. It's now full of epic fail.

I wish that ska music was more loved and appreciated.

[Gusparce]

Ok, its so appreciated that people listen to it so much they dont bother to eat or sleep.... I wish I had an I-pad.

[Z:illyhoo]

Granted, but then the iPad gets malfunctioned once you get it and in no way you can get it fixed.

I wish I knew where my DS is and I find it unharmed in any kind of way.

[Tom™]

Granted. You find it unharmed but a bird comes and eats it.

I wish Cablevision wasn't so crappy

[Gusparce]

Ok, But now it costs an arm and a leg. I wish I had non explosive or poisonous Pie that wouldnt be eaten...

[purplerush]

Granded. It wouldn't be eated because it eats everyone in a 10 meter radius.
I wish my mum wasn't trying to kick me off the comp.

[Apprentice]

Granted, but you're kicked into the comp. The resulting amnesia will make you feel pissed over nothing.

I wish I wish I was a fish!