Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[purplerush]

Granted. Fish and chips! Order up!
I wish I knew what to wish for.

[Tom™]

I wish I wish I was a fish!

I already used that line.

Granted, but now you have amnesia.

I wish I had a 10GB SD Card

[Skyler and Blazer]

Granted, but it is filled with illegal files and If you put it into your computer, the government will break into your house and steal all of you electronics.

I wish my DS screen worked again forever an ever and ever.

[Kdintranet & Scizau]

Granted, but the battery breaks.

I wish I never needed the toilet.

[Skyler and Blazer]

Granted. You now secret waste through your skin, thus eliminating the need for the toilet (and friends) .
I wish I had every pokemon song on my computer.

[NaCl]

granted, but they suck up all the memory and now you can't even turn the thing on.
i wish my brother didn't complain about everything all the time.

[Z:illyhoo]

Granted. He complained through violence. O.o

I wish I wasn't so lazy.

[Skyler and Blazer]

Granted, now you work 24/7 with no breaks, your body not stopping until you are dead.

I wish I was King of Snipers.

[M, P, T: F. F. Isshu]

OH GEEZ

Azul: I wish Newo was DEAD.

[Gusparce]

Errr...Granted but it comes back from the dead to eat you. I wish I HAD A LAZER GUN.

[purplerush]

Granted. You end up burning your eyes out with the blooming thing.
I wish I had that buggy thingy in my sig now!

[Kdintranet & Scizau]

Granted. But It eats you with its Dracula fangs!!!!

I wish I knew why my computer is making a really wierd funny noise.

[Moon Chaser]

Granted but you find a bomb in the computer.

I wish that my favorite CD wasn't scratched so much it won't play.

[Skyler and Blazer]

Granted. The scratches are gone and the CD is melted.

I wish I could see as far into the future I want.

[q.c.™]

Well. You discover the exact time and date that you're going to lose everything in a tragic fire.
Even your life.

I wish I never did that thing that one time.