Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[iKod]

granted, but like the cake, it's a lie.


i wish i got all of the pokewalker courses without losing, breaking or rendering my pokewalker useless. and that said wish wouldn't kill me.

[EMPIRE]

Granted but a day later you were involed in a car crash which paralayzed you from the neck down.

I wish I was the lover of Gemma Arterton <3 Girl in my avvy.

[SuperfastEon]

Granted, but she is actually a transvestite :O

I wish my dad didn't beat me.

[qazz42]

granted but thatss not even close to funny


i want to not have to not write in unconfusing unilletirate because my not know of tljrngvflgvnbgtlrkjenslvkjcnklfbrwe

[iKod]

granted, but now you are mentally r****ded (if the word can't be use, then tell me please)

i wish i had a sense of humor.

[qazz42]

k but no one will take you seriously


i want to FIRE MAH LAZER BLAAA!!!!!!!!!!1

[Hahex and Oshawott]

the micropig slipped into your computer and sent a virus to everyone in your town which makes their computers blow up. Because the virus is so advanced, no such warranty or guarentee will be able to get you a new one.

I wish I had eternal happiness and that nothing bad will ever happen to me ever.

[Roxxy the Zangoose]

Granted, but everyone else dies.

I wish that my cat was smarter.

[Hahex and Oshawott]

your cat becomes so smart it hatches a plan to kill your entire family and rein as the ruler of the house.

I wish that when i die, everyone else dies with me and I become ruler of hell

[TickTockTheCroc]

granted, but everyone else goes to heaven.

I wish I had an electabuzz.

[Hahex and Oshawott]

granted, it electorcutes you to death because you dont have enough gym badges.

I wish everything happened just the way I wanted

[Roxxy the Zangoose]

Ganted, but it you die first.

I wish Pokemon were real.

[Darkwing]

Granted...  but your house just collapsed into an Onyx Tunnel.

I wish I knew where I had put that drecking paperwork.

[Hahex and Oshawott]

granted, but the incriminating pictures of you that you dont really want to show the person your giving the doccuments to see somehow slip into it.
i wish my life is just how it is, completely unaffected

[auronofpokemon]

Granted, but somewhere in a parallel universe you die.( Good part: Ash dies too.)

I wish that Everyone on earth was invincible, Earth is unchanged, Every Item cannot be damaged, Pokemon generation 5 is awesome,and I get to have the only non-hacked copy, viruses and hacks were obsolete,  Ash comes to life, then gets turned TO ash, 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 times for my amusement, and I can only die when my time on the earth runs out, but it cannot be sped up.(or slowed down)