Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Draghost999]

Granted. and you see the devil clearly. then you die....

i wish for god knows what

[Stmacl]

Granted!! You get God's you know what, and die from the horror.

I wish for the world... to be in piece(s)!!

[Draghost999]

Granted. You're in pieces. Oh wait... too late!

I wish you would close your cyber mouth.

[Brawlimar]

Granted, but your cyber mouth is closed too~

I wish people on the internet would stop thinking I'm a guy...!

[Draghost999]

Granted. They think you're an "it."

I wish I could challenge Joeno to a duel.

[Brawlimar]

Well, an it is better than a male I suppose...

Granted, but in the middle of the battle, you die of a heart attack.

I wish that people would make reasonable offers for pokemon on GTS...! DARN YOU LEVEL 9 RESHIRAM!

[Draghost999]

Well, an it is better than a male I suppose...

An it that has psomethings.

Granted.

...No corruption? That defeats the purpose of the topic. That itself is a corruption.

I wish I could give you a big kiss on the mouth.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. You get mono....

I wish that Hank on King of the Hill wasn't such an ignorant propane obsessed redneck jerk!

[Draghost999]

granted the show is cancelled cause they somehow cant think of another idea for the main character's personality.

i wish i had more time to do everything i want.

[Sizacu]

Granted - there's nothing to do.

I wish I had a super-powered bowl of rice.

[Uncle Garnetto]

Granted, the rice takes Over the world

I wish there were new episodes of the vicar of dibley

[Brawlimar]

Granted, but you die before you get to watch them.

I wish I had more reaper clothes... Darn Dusclops, perfectly ready to evolve...!

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. Your new Dusknoir then reaps your soul....

I wish I had a scrumptious lolipop! (Bonus points if you know the reference!)

[Uncle Garnetto]

Granted. Your new Dusknoir then reaps your soul....

I wish I had a scrumptious lolipop! (Bonus points if you know the reference!)

Granted, but as soon as you take a lick you are forced to sing" lollipop, lollipop, ooh lolly, lolly, lolly, Lollipop" for all eternity

I wish the Simpsons tapped out iPhone game app would go back on the app store for free.

[jtomr123]

ok, the simpsons app gets put up for being free, then popular demand makes it shoot up to £299

i wish that after my wish there will be a person who wishes and that their wish will be corrupted