Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Draghost999]

Granted! Scizorcu gets a pedophile pumpkin!
I wish you couldn't read this.

[Hahex and Oshawott]

Granted! You get nothing, but the nothingness creates a black hole that englufs the nearby 100 meters

[Petzbreeder]

Granted! You get nothing, but the nothingness creates a black hole that englufs the nearby 100 meters

In case you haven't noticed, you don't get anything either!

I wish my 3ds battery would never run out and that in pokemon dream radar, I never ran out of dream clouds so I could play forever without taking a break.

[Brawlimar]

Granted, but every pokemon you run into is zubat and you break your 3DS in anger!

I wish my mom and dad would sto fighting right now...

[Green Apple]

Granted! But now they're acting weird because they are so happy!

I wish i was taller...

[Petzbreeder]

Granted, you are now ten times as tall. you can't get anyone to make a house tall enough for you to fit in so therfore you are now homeless!

I wish my talking Oshawott toy would come to life and play with me.
(I love Oshawott)

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. It DOES come to life but it ends up being like Talky Tina from the old Twilight Zone episode. It ends up making you fall down the stairs and break your neck after you ignore it....

I wish I could have a fluffy little bunny named Fluffums!

[Green Apple]

Granted, but it gets hit by a bus.

I wish I could have a pie...

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. You are in the Family Guy Disney unniverse where everyone and eberything loves pie and it's always a wonderful day to have it. Unfortunately you are ALSO Jewish now....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-snfaG2JH8



I wish I could meet the Potter Puppet Pals!

[Brawlimar]

Granted, but you get blown up by the pipe bomb Ron found.

I wish... I had something to wish for.

[Gusparce]

Granted! You wish for the destruction of the universe!

I wish for a human hand?

[Green Apple]

Granted! There is a hand growing out of your forehead!

I wish for money!

[Sizacu]

Granted! Be prepared to give up the most precious object you own, though!

I wish for some purple paint c:

[Draghost999]

SilverFlame? SilverFlame?! Where did you go?!

Granted. Oh... that sexy purple paint... undress, smear it all over. Granted. You have to eat it... with raw purple olives.

I wish Latias, such a pretty gal.

[Gusparce]

Granted, Latias is now in your stomach.

I wish for a stapler.