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[SirBlaziken]

Lulu x Nathan (lugia95)

One just melted me with a laser, the other levitated me with energy.

So energy users.

[lugia95]

I don't remember the latter ever happening...

[SirBlaziken]

Right, it was levitated me with energy. I'll have to fix that.

Lottie x Kay

Female mods

[Sebastian Moran]

i ship me w/ my inability to respond to any pm because i think i have then remember a week later i didnt


looks at mark

give me your 3DS and copy of X and i will forgive/marry you. 
 
 

unfortunetly i am not called samir

also wow i can't believe you never told me? so this is how i find out. 
 

[SirBlaziken]

Blaze x Draghost

Most likely on the mod watchlist Shipping or Master and apprentice shipping.

[lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes]

Memo to all attending the wedding
NO WEDDING HATS
Paper bags will be provided for your comfort
WEBBY AND BAG OF FARTS : A PAPER BAG WEDDING

we're commissioning a limited run of designer paper bags from vivienne westwood she's calling them Fart Proudly after the benjamin franklin book
the band we're getting to play is lactose intolerant and we're not giving them their pills for the entire night
everyone save room for the Bumbo Cords(tm) brand baked bean cuisine (its for blowing out the candles on the wedding cake)

[SirBlaziken]

samir x Poison 2007
samir x Lulu
Lulu x Poison 2007

the matchups of those that have seem to have gone bonkers.
No offense

[Webby]

we're commissioning a limited run of designer paper bags from vivienne westwood she's calling them Fart Proudly after the benjamin franklin book
the band we're getting to play is lactose intolerant and we're not giving them their pills for the entire night
everyone save room for the Bumbo Cords(tm) brand baked bean cuisine (its for blowing out the candles on the wedding cake)

This day will be documented by about 485829 random people finding something edgy for their Instagrams
This glorious wedding will forever be online in the form of garish filters, ridiculous selfies and 15 second videos of bad dancing

This wedding will be glorious

[SirBlaziken]

Ok, that's too far.

Anyways:

Dick x Nathan

Brothers.

[sylar]

can i be the one to marry you both but instead of doing the whole "you may kiss the bride" i just beatbox gently

[SirBlaziken]

Just make a thread for it.

[sylar]

are you perhaps unhappy with us making this topic about a single group of friends

because wow that s kind of

[Sebastian Moran]

shinyblaziken, if you want to be invited to the wedding then you should just ask them. 
 
if you're lucky you might catch the beans-and-egg bouquet. 
 

[lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes]

This day will be documented by about 485829 random people finding something edgy for their Instagrams
This glorious wedding will forever be online in the form of garish filters, ridiculous selfies and 15 second videos of bad dancing

This wedding will be glorious

any video longer than 15 seconds gets them thrown out in the spirit of vine/instagram contravention
we'll throw them out while yelling BREVITY over and over again they'll probs think its a brand of sparkling water or one of the kardashians and get really confused

i'll ring up instagram in advance to get them to be able to cope with the server load kind of like that thing where the electric companies adjust for the Cups Of Tea in the ad breaks
i'll only feature in about  four photos cos theres only so many instagram photos you can take of someone w/ no shame face down in scotch whiskey sick before it becomes an instragram loss-leader

amanda palmer will do the organ music

can i be the one to marry you both but instead of doing the whole "you may kiss the bride" i just beatbox gently

well that saved me a question yes of course u can
when they're all "speak now or forever hold your silence" they have to challenge the couple to a rap off and i was hoping you'd provide the sw8 b8s w/ tape rewind sound effect between battles

also ur sw8 b8s inspire a small music scene of softbeatboxweddingcore on bandcamp and are held as cult talent for years to come
pitchfork beg to write an article about it

Just make a thread for it.

looks like someone is bitter that they weren't invited

if you're lucky you might catch the beans-and-egg bouquet.   

we'll be throwing it AT him if he keeps pitching a tantrum about not being invited lmao its not our fault blaziken can't ship himself w/ the wedding very well

p.s. u can be the drunk uncle
there will be a whiskey taste-testing course that lasts for as long as everyone remains conscious you'd better win because im illegally gambling on you and i really cant lose my house this time

[Wolstenholme]

looks like someone is bitter that they weren't invited

There gonna be a full invite list or no?

If I am invited I will not disappoint (can the theme be cross-dressing?)