If This is the Answer, What is the Question?

[Spriter]

do you sit on a loo while reading a newspaper?

Answer:Bojangles!!

[Ferox]

What was my best friend's cat, Kuro used to be called?

The answer be David Cameron

[Kdintranet & Scizau]

Question: Who sold 1 million toothbrush's to a tribe in Brazil.

The answer. Black.

[Awkward Squirtle]

What is the counterpart to pokémon white?

The answer is: ellipses

[Tom™]

what is the name for three consecutive periods with no spaces in between?

Answer: Orange, bleak, and smells like fish.

[Ferox]

Sum up Gordon Brown's face in six words.

The Door... OoOoOo is the answer

[Spriter]

What Popped out at me causing me to hit my head this morning?

The answer is...Where are my socks?!

[Tom™]

What is a dresser drawer.

Answer: Alaskan Bull Worm

[Latias Tamer]

What animal is in your kitchen, eating your sponges?

Answer: A sharp turn to the left...

[Roxxy the Zangoose]

Question: What should you do if a fortune cookie tells you to turn right?

Answer: Four sacks of beans and a giant appetite.

[Ferox]

What two things will give you up to 3km² of broken wind.

The answer is three platies, two goramis and a bristlenosed catfish.

[f3raligatr]

The answer is three platies, two goramis and a bristlenosed catfish.

What Kate Moss has to eat in a year?

The answer is 1,952. What is the question?

[Webby2]

How many times has Gurren_Lagann been kicked by an admin since joining the forums?

The answer is: Pie and chips

[f3raligatr]

The answer is: Pie and chips

The best way to commit Carbicide?

The answer is: 17 and a half.

[Milsap]

For how many consecutive months has G.O.L.D had a Carry On Weekend?

The answer is: A Ford Crown Victoria