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I haven't been here in AGES. But i'd say maybe 5/10.

Granted, but you get smothered by it to death.

I wish for a wish.

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dunno what to post as filler

Granted, but you are arrested for being in possession of counterfeit money.


I wish working as an intern in a library was more interesting.

You forgot to wish :O.

I wish the above poster had a wish.

sure why not

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Granted, but we still hate it.

I wish she loved me.

Yo momma's so fat her splash attacks actually do damage

I'm happy because i graduated.

12, 13

...I am so bored.

Prophecy
Future Sight and Doom Desire do triple damage and never miss.

Force Field
If the opponent uses an attack, that attack is negated. Only works one time per battle, even if it switches out.

Lame Blade
All Slash-like attacks are unable to KO an opponent. Like false swipe.

Blind Rage
This pokemon's attack is raised to the max. However, all moves have a 4/5 chance of missing (even the ones that never usually miss).

Fundraiser
For each attack this pokemon makes, the trainer gets a small amount of money.

Overload
Each turn, this pokemon raises each stat one stage, but loses 1/4 of it's max HP.

Intangible
Physical Attacks don't do damage to this pokemon.

Mind Guard
Special Attacks don't do damage to this pokemon.

Vacuum
If the opponent raises a stat, this pokemon raises the same stat by one stage.

Super Vacuum
If the opponent raises a stat, this pokemon raises the same stat by two stages.

Power Nap
While asleep, this pokemon raises one random stat per turn.

Volatile
Might randomly use explosion, even if it doesn't know it.

19, 20, 21.

You were right

Granted, but it's a very horrible one, with low stats.

I wish this thread was locked. Too many newbies around with terrible spelling.

granted, but before peace can be reached, the entire world partakes in a devastating war, killing everyone.


i wish i was immune to nukes and the radiation they emit.

granted, but you die.

i wish people actually made good questions or good answers in here.