Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[FastBro]

Granted, but its a my little pony! waha! I wish for a castle made of rice pudding

[blazibaby]

Granted...But It kinda fell seeing as Rice Pudding isnt very solid...

I wish I could meet straight, not married to any other woman, hated by everyone but me Whiplasher and marry him x3

Hah

[Hicky]

Granted, but he becomes bored of your lack of perfection and leaves you.

I wish for two bidoofs.

[Webby2]

Granted, but an hour after you get them, one will evolve, giving you a problem

I wish for FLOOOOOOOOON

[Hicky]

Granted, but it's not actually Drifloon, it's this guy from World of Warcraft

I wish I was normal.

[Treecko_addicted? Oh, yes!]

Granted... But this was a waist of a wish, seeing as you could have just taught yourself to be normal. Imagine all of the self indulgent luxuries you could have wished for instead!
That's life.
I wish I could appear on a mythbusters episode, bust a few myths with the team, and NOT have to do any of the dirty work; Only the cool and exciting jobs.

[Hicky]

Granted, but one of the myths they have to bust is if it's true Treecko isn't real, and it turns out false.

I wish I was a police officer.

[+anima: Cooro]

Granted, but you're pretty rubbish at your job and so every shop/house in the city gets robbed then blowed up.

I wish I lived in a giant house :3

[Spinda]

Granted, but you live there with homeless people who throw their pennies at you.

I wish for Lady GaGa to be my best friend :3333

[Hicky]

Granted, but she turns out to be an ancient sorcerer who has been manipulating the music industry and thus penetrates your brain.

I wish for a clown.

[bull shark]

Granted, but he's gone to jail several times for assault.


I wish High School Musical would die in a hole.

[Hicky]

Granted, but exactly one minute after The Jonas Brothers declare their inheritance of the entire world and force all the peons to wear purity rings.

I wish I had the best avatar ever.

[Webby2]

Granted, although you'd be getting it for a day, until someone gets the new best one, which will make yours seem crap.

I wish I could be older so I can drive.

[Hicky]

Granted, but you become sixty and although you can drive, you find it extremely tiring and all the young people's arrogance annoys you.

I wish I had a monocle and a top hat.

[thatskinnyidiot™]

Granted, but the top hat is infected with smallpox and the rim of the monocle is razor wire.

I wish for more Doctor Who.