Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[master1]

Granted, but then it gets boring.
... And the paradox relating causes the universe to implode.

I wish I had a TARDIS.

[Blazemaster26: 80's Addicted]

Granted, but I thought you said r****dis and now you're the stupidest man alive.

I wish I had Awesome psychic POWAHS

[SomeoneStoleMyUsername!]

Granted, but you start learning too quickly and your brain explodes from all the knowledge.

I wish I had HG and SS in English right now!

[master1]

Granted, but it's a patched ROM so you get arrested for having it.

I wish I was a cushion for the next week. :3

[Serefina_Pacific]

Granted, but everybody else thinks you are the best one for sitting on.

I wish the world was flat...

[PokeSurfer]

Granted, but a boat will fall of the edge and an angry mob will hunt you down and burn you.

I wish more people knew about the Klonoa video game series. (Seriously)

[Shaymin]

Granted, but they melt instead.

I wish these damned hiccups would GO AWAY.

[Zy]

Granted but you get a heart attack instead.
Plus, glass actually slowly melts naturally.

I wish this wish couldn't ever be corrupted no matter what.

[master1]

Granted.
... ... *beats the living snot out of you any way*



I wish someone would clean the blood off my knuckles now. : (

[Y2Jt]

Granted but there cleaned by chopping your hand off

I wish this damn cold would GO AWAY

[Super Paper Arwing]

Granted,but then an hour later,you're struck by Swine Flu.

I wish my laptop would never break in any way

[master1]

Granted. But every time something happens that would break your laptop, a kitten dies.

Gee, I sure wish I was a real boy.

[PokeSurfer]

Granted, but you'll become 98 in 3 seconds later.

I wish I was ruler of air.

[Nyumi-chan]

Granted. You're now a plastic ruler belonging to a kid named Air.

I wish PKMN.NET would double in size.

[ShinyKecleon]

Congratulations, Nyumimira, Pkmn.net no longer fits inside your computer.

I wish that my writing talent for writing fanfics would rise exponentially.