Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[ShiraBliss]

Granted, but you're crippled, old, and get hit by a car and die within one hour of your wish being granted

I wish I was a NINJA!

[THE ARBITER]

granted but you insult a high ninja an got assassinated

i wish for....................................a egg that explodes after 20 seconds of throw

[Hahex and Oshawott]

granted but it sticks to your hand after you "threw" it.
i wish that the pokemon anime was good and respected

[Gusparce]

Granted, in one million years. I wish Roxxy would stop telling Gus he's a worm.....(like that will ever happen  )

[Moon Chaser]

Granted but he turns intoa worm

I wish my parrot wouldn't attack me

[Darkwing]

Granted... An Owl starts attacking you instead.

I wish there was a threeway crossover episode between both NCIS branches and Criminal Minds.

[Moon Chaser]

Granted but it is rubbish

I wish that my sister would shut up.

[Roxxy the Zangoose]

Granted...for five seconds.

I wish I had friends who don't mind me.

[MOP]

Granted, you have friends who love you but your friends hate each other and you have to choose who stays and who is cruelly discarded. 

I wish I had the sort of best friend who liked spending time together instead of just talking on msn once a week...we live on the same highstreet for goodness sake!

[Phyrior]

Granted, but now s/he's practically moved in!

I wish for... Nothing! HA! TRY MESSING THAT UP!

[OpalRhea]

Due to your wish of nothing, a wish has been granted for you. This has made you a king, however, your people are rebelling against you, and trying to put the true king on the throne.


I wish... That these nationalized tests we have to do today didn't exist.

[Phyrior]

... You = me no likey...

Anyway... Granted! But now you're in China during the 'Rape of Nanking'!

I wish the next poster didn't have to mess up a good thing...

[THE ARBITER]

granted you can wish no more

i wish for neon boxers

[Roxxy the Zangoose]

Granted, they're radioactive and you die. Slowly.

I wish I could miss Reading class and just stay at home playing Pokemon: Explorers of Sky on my DS.

[Moon Chaser]

Granted but you have to go to reading class for the rest of your life.

I wish that it would stop raining, for today.