Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Gusparce]

Granted, but it happens to be somehow hacked (dont ask) and breaks your Pokewalker AND game. I wish that Zangoose was weaker than Magikarp.

[Avian]

Granted, but Dunsparces are weaker than Zangoose now.

I wish for an ironic statement.

[THE ARBITER]

granted sphelas can deafeat dunsparces 50/50


i9 wish for puttin

[bull shark]

granted, but OH its actually just tapiocia too bad.


i wish robert pattinson would punch himself in the face, and leave it permanently distorted, thus ridding him of the 'attractiveness' that so many people foolishly believe he has.

[Phyrior]

Granted, but instead of making him 'uglier', he ends up acquiring the charm everyone thinks he had.

I wish I knew when my cousin'll be home.

[porygonpolygon777]

granted but he will take forever or nvr come ...                                                      i wish  for porygons to not make kids in japan have seizures like that one episode that aired in japan

[Roxxy the Zangoose]

Granted, they make adults have seizures instead.

I wish that Gus wasn't so thick-skulled.

[porygonpolygon777]

granted he has no skull at all sad... i wish that roxxy wasnt guses worst nightmare!

[Jarl ulfric stormcloak]

granted; abra is instead!
I wish I could get a better pic of abra.

[porygonpolygon777]

 :nowink:granted its him raping u   i wish abra was afraid of me!

[Gusparce]

Granted, but its so afraid of you it hires someone to kill you. I wish Roxxys claws just fell off.

[Roxxy the Zangoose]

Granted, then she grows new longer ones and tears Gus to shreds.

I wish Gus's drill stopped working.

[Phyrior]

Granted, but now he can launch it from his tail like a Manticore's spines.

I wish the two of you (Roxx, gus, this means YOU!) would stop your inane bickering.

[Gusparce]

I'm sorry. I dont know who Roxx is. (lol) And you spelled insane wrong. But granted, we stop for ten seconds. I wish Dunsparce was ten meters long and wide.

[porygonpolygon777]

granted but they r friends now and team up to kill u!!!!!!!!   i wish for evryone to shut up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no really!