Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[THE ARBITER]

you got purugly

an i had creamed ice it was good with loads of sugar

i wish for no more skittys

[q.c.™]

Then instead you get a swarm of Beedrill

an i had creamed ice it was good with loads of sugar

surely not the creamed ice I was thinking of.. surely not.


I wish my mind wasnt perverted.

[Skyler and Blazer]

Granted. Its broken beyond repair.

I wish that Saturday September 4 2010 would be here soon!

[purplerush]

Granted but you sleep though the whole day and miss it.

I wish I had gone to sleep last night.

[Kdintranet & Scizau]

Grated but you never woke up... 

I wish that I didn't have to get out of my bed now

[purplerush]

That suits me just fine!
Granted, you were meant to get out of bed 4 hours ago so will now undergo disciplinary action!

I wish my download would hurry up and finish and work correctly this time!

[Kdintranet & Scizau]

Granted but you found out that it wasn't what you wanted.

I wish my mum cooked me breakfast like she always does, now shes gone to work.

[purplerush]

Granted but it looks and smells inedible =P Good luck with that!

I wish I had something to do today.

[Skyler and Blazer]

Granted. You just did it!

I wish I could turn into lightning and back at will!

[Kdintranet & Scizau]

Granted. but its always sunny.

I wish I had a full working English Pokemon Black right now. nothing can go wrong with it? it is indestructable and will always work, in any DS.

[Gusparce]

Granted, but the next day all Ds's disappear from the earth. I wish I had something to eat that wouldnt kill or harm me.

[Ferox]

Granted. Chocolate coated scorpion for you then.

I wish for world peace and all that soppy yadayada.

[Kdintranet & Scizau]

Granted but everyone turns out like Ned Flander from the Simpson?

I wish my step dad understands me.

[Ferox]

Granted but he only understands you.

I wish I had a pet rat.

[Skyler and Blazer]

Granted. One pet Raticate eats your family.
I wish I could do the Moonwalk!