Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[spritey]

Granted but when you attempt to, you can't do it because you are possessed by the cuteness of Arcanine's Growlithe cub.

I wish for a shiny Kadabra with the three/four/five/six/Seven/eight/nine punching moves (Shadow Punch, Thunderpunch, Ice Punch, Fire Punch, Sucker Punch, Focus Punch, Mega Punch, Drain Punch, Bullet Punch, etc.)

[Ninetalesgirl421]

Granted, but then the shiny Kadabra kills your family with all of it's new punching moves

I wish for... a Lucario with red and black coloring (like shiny Charizard)

[spritey]

Granted but then the Lucario kills your family.

I wish I could cook a Magikarp with Flamethrower.

[Ninetalesgirl421]

Granted, but then it evovles in your stomach, and now your gut is Gyarados-sized

[spritey]

And then I start to get nauseous and barf out a Gyrados and then it collapses on you, simply because you didn't have a wish.

I wish I could cross the River Styx on a Gyrados.

[Darkwing]

Granted... but you accidentally start down the River Lethe straight after, Gyrados forgets who you are and kills you instantly.. enjoy Acheron.

I wish for a Criminal Minds NCIS crossover episode.

[Hahex and Oshawott]

Granted, but Justin Bieber and his bad acting cameos in that episode.

I wish I had one of those fancy limited edition pokemon dsis

[Ninetalesgirl421]

Granted, but then when you try to play it, it turns out to be hacked, comes to life, and bites your hands off so that you can never play ds games ever again. (*shivers* that would be a nightmare...)

I wish that people wouldn't misspell my name (my name is Ninetalesgirl421, not Ninetailsgirl421!)

[spritey]

Granted but then it's opposite day and people misspell it on purpose.

I wish I could at least once breed a shiny pokemon egg.

[SilverFlame]

Granted, but after the shiny hatches, your save file is corrupted! 

I wish i had a new xbox 360....

[spritey]

Granted, but after the shiny hatches, your save file is corrupted! 

Psssh...that would never happen. Whenever I save, I save four times so each other file would cover up the one that got corrupted.

And granted, but you get in serious trouble with your dad so he thinks up a fair punishment and droppes your X-box 360 into the Hudson River, from a helicopter, and off the George Washington Bridge. And obviously the machine breaks when plunges in, and you go looking for it so you dive off the GW bridge, hoping to find it in the water somewhere, and die and drown. And then your dad is sad that you died so he jumpes of the GW, and then your mom jumps off for the same reason, and so on and on do your relatives and family for that same depressed reason.

^ ....No mercy corruption oh the cruelty =o

I wish for two sticks I could name Stickey and Stickay!

[SilverFlame]

^ that would never happen either! My dad is cool, and would'nt punish me like that.He wants a new xbox 360 too, and he wouldn't throw money into a river. If he DID punish me, he'd just send me back to public school. And nobody would dive into a river if i died. I'm not THAT important, dear. XD ( whoa, long reasoning o:)

Granted,  but i sit on them and they go poof.

I wish i had a real pokemon o:

[Ninetalesgirl421]

Granted, but then the Pokemon goes on a rampage and kills all other animals in existance.

I wish I had my own money tree 

[spritey]

^ that would never happen either! My dad is cool, and would'nt punish me like that.He wants a new xbox 360 too, and he wouldn't throw money into a river. If he DID punish me, he'd just send me back to public school. And nobody would dive into a river if i died. I'm not THAT important, dear. XD ( whoa, long reasoning o:)

Well, the topic does say make a wish and have it horribly corrupted. But sorry anyway.

Granted, but there was a fire in your house and your tree caught on fire and burned.

I wish I knew where to find the Lucky Egg in Soul Silver without having to catch a wild Chansey with a rare chance of holding the lucky egg.

[Ninetalesgirl421]

Granted but then it turns out to be a bad egg and corrupts your save file. Terrible, isn't it?  lol jk

I wish Gothita wasn't so hard to train!!!