Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Sizacu]

Granted, but the smell of a Garbodor suddenly becomes familiar to you.

Currently wishing for a tuna sandwich c:

[Galindafied~ :)]

I wish for 10 GIANT BURRITO'S!!!!! 

[Infernalbird]

Currently wishing for a tuna sandwich c:

Granted but its rotten and covered in radioactive sludge. Nice sandwich :U Still better then any school lunch on the planet.

I wish for 10 GIANT BURRITO'S!!!!! 

Granted, but they are also radioactive. Much like the above.

I wish I was able to destroy the world

[OranBerrySandvich]

Granted, but you're still in the world when you go insane and destroy it.

I wish I was only 4 kinds of insane instead of 12...

[Sizacu]

Granted, but your other insanes turn into monsters. And eat you whole. c:

I wish for some popcorn c:

[Darkwing]

Granted... but it's been flavored using powdered Scotch Bonnet Peppers.

I wish... for an autographed copy of Tao Che Tu

[Bats]

Granted! But if you look at it then it will burst into flames.

I wish I wouldn't get any older D;

[OranBerrySandvich]

Granted, but have you ever heard of Benjamin Button? If you haven't, he's a guy in a film that ages backwards.
I wish for corn. Lot's of hot, buttered corn.

[Darkwing]

One large serving of buttered corn with Jalapenos and Scotch Bonnets coming up.

I wish I was going to see Thor tonight.

[Charlie The Umbreon]

Granted, but you see 'thorn' instead.
THORNS IN THE FACE OMG. ;o;


I wish I could marry Shawn Milke from Alesana and be happy forever and ever.

[OranBerrySandvich]

Granted, but have you noticed that gas leak in the corner? Don't stop sniffing.

I wish for lamp oil, rope and bombs.

[Charlie The Umbreon]

Granted, but you blow yourself up.


I wish to marry Dennis Lee from Alesana. xD

[Shaymin]

Granted, but Shawn isn't happy about it. The band breaks up ALL BECAUSE OF YOU.

I wish my friend would come back online D|

[Charlie The Umbreon]

;o;

Granted, but your friend now hates you and wants to kill you.


I wish... I WISH THAT ME AND SHAWN MILKE AND DENNIS LEE FROM ALESANA WERE ALL MARRIED.

oh yeah 8D

[Darkwing]

Granted... but you end up insane due to Yaoi fangirl overdose.

I wish that Animorphs was still running.