Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Nightmare Eater]

Granted. Here is your wish that allowed you to wish for a wish that allowed you to wish for a wish that allowed you to wish for a wish.....that allowed you to wish for a wish.

I wish Palkia and Dialga fused and didn't hurt anyone in the process.

[Phyrior]

Congratulations, you've got your very own TARDIS, who decides to go back and short out the spark of the universe with you in it, leaving you forever alone.

I wish that hadn't occurred

[Mr.Mewtwo]

Granted.Then I ate you.

I want to burp.

[Nightmare Eater]

You burped.

I wish the above poster made a real wish.

[spritey]

Granted, but you didn't make a real corruption.

I wish I could have a dream.

[ScottishFoldLover]

Granted, but the dream was a nightmare and woke you up during the middle of the night.  Now you can't go back to sleep.

I wish it'd be winter again.

[Nightmare Eater]

Granted, but you get a season long cold as soon as winter starts.

I wish the Sun and the Moon had a fight.

[spritey]

Granted. Kirby defeated Marx and the fighting stopped.

I wish for Hawaiian Punch.

[ScottishFoldLover]

Granted, you get punched by a Hawaiian and need to be rushed to the emergency room immediately.

I wish for a ring with sapphires.

[spritey]

Granted. Kyogre is then summoned from the ring and Hydro Pumps you.

I wish for someone to post next.

[Nightmare Eater]

Granted, but I posted text.

I wish it would rain in space.

[Skyler and Blazer]

Granted, but this rain cools off every star in the universe, including the Sun. Nice job killing us all.

I wish DBGT: Mystic World got fixed up soon and I could play it for as long as I want.

[spritey]

Granted but it was just a dream. You were playing all you wanted in your dreams.

I wish I could make a wish for the person below to corrupt.

[OranBerrySandvich]

Granted, but I'm so corrupt I kill you all for no good reason. You die.

I wish that I had an exta packet of throat lozenges.

[spritey]

Granted but you lose it.

I wish people would make something harder to corrupt. This is too easy. =P