Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Sizacu]

Oh yeah, your now allergic to dairy products.

Already allergic to dairy products. I win! P:

Granted, you get to the plane but it mysteriously vanishes. As you go back home silently celebrating, you find the plane where your house should be. It's obviously crashed.

I wish for some more lip balm!

[EagleEye101 : Impactz]

Granted but you get so much that it mutates and blows the world up.

I wish that I Had an Eight-pack

[Sizacu]

Granted, but then you lose all of your hair and only manage to grow one curly lock of blonde hair which flops down onto your face from your forehead.
[Is it even possible to get an 8-pack?]

I wish for a dark, navy blue wig c:

[ShiraBliss]

Dark navy blue wig get. Only it went to a hippo in Africa who now plays hippo #4 in the Broadway Musical 'The Lion King' C:

I wish my cosplay would be finished already Q_Q

[spritey]

Granted. It was finished. Though you couldn't wait through the last second until it would finish. So you left just before it was finished. You fell asleep on your bed and woke up to remember nothing.

I wish I had an awesome pokemon dream that wouldn't change into a nightmare. I wouldn't have this dream for a long time nor a short time, though.

[ScottishFoldLover]

Granted, you have a good pokemon dream for an average amount of time.  However, you do not remember it.

I wish for some rum.

[spritey]

Granted. You get so drunk. You drive a car. You experience a massive crash. You die.

I wish for a tennis court in my backyard.

[OranBerrySandvich]

Granted. Your house is now the new Wimbledon. Say hello to overpriced food, tourists, boring commentary, and the constant thwacking of the ball. You decide to move. But because you're on the top floor of a very high flat that also happens to be a grease storage area, you slip and fall out of a window. You die.

I wish for a box containg red paint, a name tag, and a description tag. Did I mention this box and all of the contents must be uncorruptable by generic corruptions? Because it's part of my wish.

[Sizacu]

Granted. A kid steals it when you're not looking, though P:

I wish for a 2DS c:

[spritey]

Granted. Then I smash it into pieces right in front of you.

I wish for an indoor jacuzzi.

[Mr.Mewtwo]

What is that?Meh, I'll give you some jam for indoors.

I wish for a Dryosaur.

[spritey]

Granted. Then I kill it and its dead body falls on you and crushes you. You die.

I wish for a cute kitty that wouldn't scratch or hurt me or anyone, wouldn't get stolen, and I wouldn't be allergic to it.

[ShiraBliss]

Granted! But it promptly dies of ebola C:

I wish I was home for the summer. As much as I love this family, I can't stay here another 12 weeks. I just can't.

[spritey]

Granted. You are home for the summer. I firebomb your house and you die.

I wish for a warm sesame seed bagel.

[Catstorm]

The bagel sings a Cher song and implodes. You cry from the horror.

I wish for an apple pie.