Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Uncle Garnetto]

Granted. Look up. A massive cookie is about to collide with the earth. But relax, darth vader is about to drown you in some milk. Yes darth vader.

I wish I was as awesome as Barney stintson

[hermesguy]

Granted but even the awesomeness is not enough to save you from the cookie. Now only Natalie Portman survives.

I wish we could all get along! *draghostcoughpetzbreeder* :hippie:

[Petzbreeder]

Granted, everyone gets along, (including Draghost and myself) however, no-one gets along with you now!

I wish to be a Witch/Fairy/Genie hybrid. (Just like a Sim I plan to make in The Sims 3)

[Uncle Garnetto]

Granted. A  Witch/Fairy/Genie hybrid hunter kills you.

I wish dr who series 7 would start already

[Brawlimar]

Granted, But fezzes and Bowties are no longer cool, and it stinks.

I wish my friends where online so they know I've returned from my one week of camp!

[Uncle Garnetto]

granted. now you have returned, they are going to drown you in a pool of milk, while i giant cookie collides with the earth

i wish to be immune to the giant cookie about to collide with the earth

[Brawlimar]

Granted, but it kills everyone close to you, so you die from loneliness.

I wish Team Fortress 2 wasn't so addicting...

[MzLuluZombi]

Granted, but you're now suseptible to the addiction of World of Warcraft.

I wish I hadn't been offline for so long.

[President Hawkeye]

Granted, but the forum is now full of Joeno lookalikes with little funny rabbit ears.

I wish I could take my Wailord inside a Pokémon Centre, or any building for that matter.

[Uncle Garnetto]

Granted. It is in its ball

I wish for a banana

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. The name "AnnA" is now illegal!

I wish I didn't have this cold!

[Uncle Garnetto]

Granted, it has turned into pneumonia.

I wish the next poster wishes an incorruptible wish

[Brawlimar]

Granted, but it's corrupted anyway because Aliens.

I wish I knew what was going on in this drama. Where did that plane come from...?

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. A wizard mad it appear!

I wish I had infinite money!

[President Hawkeye]

Granted. But the economy crashes the next day and it becomes worthless.

I wish pokémon were real