Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Wolstenholme]

Granted but it's Dick Grayson as in, yourself.

hahahaha I'm evil.


I wish I had my pyjamas on right now.

[quack98]

Granted, but they're Nate-skin Pyjamas

I wish for a donkey

[Wolstenholme]

Granted but you're the Donkey!

I wish for a friendly Dragon friend!

[quack98]

Granted, but all your other friends hate you.

I wish to have control over Nate's mind.

[Wolstenholme]

Granted but it's just full of images of naked women.

I wish I wasn't socially awkward.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. You are now so popular that people literally watch you do everything!

I wish for a giant lollipop!

[quack98]

Granted, but the lollipop is me frozen to a stick.

I wish that I was Richard John Grayson (can't be me this time; that's not my middle name, it's Robins)

[lugia95]

Granted. You were a teenager in 1940, and are thus over 80 years old.

I wish Dick could count properly.

[quack98]

Granted, it's already true.

I wish for Nate to be nice to me forever!

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. He becomes your personal slave and you die from an overload of niceness!!

I wish for a new watch!

[Wolstenholme]

Granted. It looks like a Rolex but it's really a bomb.

I wish my hair would grow faster.

[quack98]

Granted, but it grows all over and you look like a gorilla.

I wish to be the modern incarnation of Dick John Grayson (I'll eventually get this)

[Wolstenholme]

Granted but Dick John Grayson is actually some fat guy that died in the twenties. You are him... not the Dick John Grayson you are talking about.


I wish I never had to iron my clothes... ever.

[quack98]

Granted, but instead you iron my clothes.

Okay, trying again:

I wish I was Dick John Grayson in a modern incarnation, as Robin, the superhero (not the bird).

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. A misaimed Batrang decapitates you!

I wish for some pineapples!