Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[the bread dragon]

granted but he dies again in 20 minutes. his time has come, and theres no way around it.

wish it was the weekend already

[SirBlaziken]

Granted, but you fall off a cliff.

I wish for a pet tiger

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. It is Saturday December 7 2013. BC.

I wish for Natalie Portman's head on a silver platter!

[SirBlaziken]

Granted, but Justin Bieber now lives with you!

I wish for a new football

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. You get a severed foot to use as a ball!

I wish for a bunny!

[the bread dragon]

Granted. It is Saturday December 7 2013. BC.

I wish for Natalie Portman's head on a silver platter!

someone got sniped ahaha

granted but it gets run over by birdmans bugatti or whatever it is

i wish my keyboard would woek properly

[SirBlaziken]

Granted, but you now have no computer!

I wish for a doughnut.

[the bread dragon]

granted but youre really fat now

i wish i would stop making typos like woek

woek

[SirBlaziken]

Granted, but you can't talk normally.

I wish for you to turn into a yak.

[the bread dragon]

granted but yaks are pretty cool so you jelly now

i wish i was good at something

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. You are now good at nothing. LITERALLY!

I wish for a gingerbread house with funiture and people made out of gingerbread and candy!

[the bread dragon]

granted but pac man eats it like a little dot

i wish i could have 6 fingers on one hand

[SirBlaziken]

Granted, but that finger is actually a parasite.

I wish for OSU to have won their game last night.

[the bread dragon]

granted but no one loves you now

i wish for pie!

[SirBlaziken]

Granted, but you're allergic to it

I wish for pie.