Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. You are Justin Bieber and are in jail where hundreds of horny men await you while you serve a life sentence without a chance of parole! Enjoy your new life!


I wish for a Happy Tree Friends Cuddles the Bunny plushie!

[Hitmonchu]

Granted but it's stuffed with animal brains.
I wish that I had a Jirachi that is alive and has no mental or physical disorders.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. It wishes for you to die a painful and long death!

I wish my apartment would clean itself!

[Delicious_Scout]

Here's your wish. It cleans itself using your guts.
I wish a Fegel-Onion.

[NTN]

Granted.

I wish my wishes would really come true without any corruptions.

[the bread dragon]

n-n-no!

i wish for a properly working nose

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. You get the nose of a coke addict and by touching it, you too get addicted....

I wish for a marshmallow bed!

[SirBlaziken]

Granted, but you're now a giant smore!

Damn, I wish I had a smore.

[NTN]

Error. Your wish was not granted. A random wish was granted instead. The random wish that was granted instead was "I wish Draghost was my school principal." Granted. I am your school principal. You get expelled.

I wish for the person who corrupts this wish to get the corruption sent right back at them.

[Delicious_Scout]

Granted. Of course, the corruption was sent to me, but since I corrupt it with a secondary effect, now you are a fish and map lover, deflecting the corruption from me.

I wish I could object to all plans.

[Mistral]

Granted, but then those people trying to make plans with you are forever harassing you at all hours of the day.

I wish for this semester to be over. :c

[SirBlaziken]

Granted. This semester is named over! That is what you wanted, right?

I wish that I was in the gifted classes for my grade.

[the bread dragon]

granted but they are hard and you am cry c:

i wish for sleep

[SirBlaziken]

Granted, but darkrai gives it to you.

I wish for a lunar wing!

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. It is a fake and Darkrai still gives you nightmares....

I wish for some ice cream!