Topic: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Webby2]

Granted, but they are all mouldy and disgusting.

I wish for a flying dog.

[master1]

Granted! =D

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..
...
... *the dog flies away, chasing a bird*

>.>



I wish for a fish on a dish when the boat comes home.

[Spinda]

Granted, but the boat is Titanic 2. O_o

I wish for a glass of orange juice :3

[Hicky]

Granted, but it's got bits in it.

I wish for anonymity.

[Blazemaster26: 80's Addicted]

NOT GRANTED BECAUSE I'M TOO LAZY TO LOOK THAT WORD UP IN DICTIONARY.

I wish for Tigger!

[Hicky]

Granted, but he bounces on top of you and you contract muscular dystrophy.

I wish for a Messenger service that everyone uses and isn't overly capitalist

[progartpkmn98]

OK, but as soon as you use it, no one will use it.


I wish I was too sexy for my shirt.

[master1]

Granted, but of course you can no longer enter certain shops. "No shirt, no shoes, no service."

I wish Hicky's avatar didn't make me feel ill.

[Spinda]

Granted, but it makes you feel angry instead

I wish for fast internet.

[Webby2]

Granted, but it's so fast that it goes to every single website in a second repetitively, meaning you can't use it.

I wish for a pet donkey.

[Liam]

Okay but it is dead. :[

I wish I could get an Adamant Magikarp with good IVs.

[Webby2]

Granted, but it can't evolve to Gyarados due to holding an Everstone forever.

I wish for some burger and chips, I'm hungry.

[Liam]

Chips are mouldy and burger is prime poison dart frog steak... oh, you'll die if you eat this. =[

I wish for a cool new hairstyle

[Webby2]

Granted, but it doesn't go by your definition of cool, it goes by someone elses, so it is hideously uncool because of this.

I wish for some new football boots.

[Hicky]

Granted, but they are made from glass.

I wish for a beard.