Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[FastBro]

Granted, but its a pink beard!

I wish to be ruler of the world!

[+anima: Cooro]

Granted, you become ruler of 'the world' newspaper.

I wish for a kitten D:

[Liam]

Okay, this one is dead though. :[

I wish for world peace.

[Webby2]

Granted, but you didn't state which world, so Monkey World has world peace.

I wish for a flying dog.

[+anima: Cooro]

Granted, but zombie kittens eat it two seconds later.

I wish for a zombie kitten now D:

[Cecily and Pikachu]

Granted,but it will try to eat you.

I wish for a milkshake!

[progartpkmn98]

Granted. Go to Mars and get it.


I wish for a new guitar (mah old wowne borokez!)

[Webby2]

Granted, but it is made out of cement and has no strings.

I wish for some magic.

[Rotom48]

Granted, but you can't control it and kill yourself.

I wish that no-one can corrupt this wish.

[serperior]

Granted, but the wish will still be corrupted anyway! 

I wish for a copy of pokemon heartgold in english!

[Liam]

Okay, but it's a fake and Chikorita is called "Leafmanpo"

...

I wish for a tattoo of a shark.

[serperior]

Granted, but the shark will come to life and eat you! hahaha too easy...

I wish Teen Titans would go back off the TV! I hate that show!

[Liam]

Okay, but they just go back in again... lol

I wish for a Tattoo of some Algae.

[Rotom48]

Granted, but the algae starts to grow even more and eventually covers your whole body and suffocates you!!!!

I wish to pass my Maths Exam. (This is a real wish as at the moment I am failing so to corrupt this is really messed up)

[serperior]

Granted, but then they discover this exam was fake and give you a completely different one!

I wish I could win the euro millions!