Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[quack98]

Granted but the 3D doesn't work

I wish for Crustless bread!

[glash101]

Granted but it's garlic and you are turned into a vampire.

I wish for 4 more wishes.

[quack98]

Granted but they're out of date   .

I wish for a completely functioning laptop.

[glash101]

Granted but it will come to you in 6153.


I wish...well I have nothing to wish for,so You can't corrupt this if I don't wish for anything

[Petzbreeder]

You get thrown into a bottomless pit of darkness and despair for not making a wish!

I wish for karaoke cds of all my favourite songs (I have a CD+G karaoke machine!)

[SirBlaziken]

Granted, but they're all pirated! Good luck with the fuzz.

I wish I had a katana.

[glash101]

Granted but it's made of rubber.

I wish I was Your worst nightmare.

[Meowstic Royalty]

Granted, but I woke up.

I wish you couldn't corrupt these wishes.

[glash101]

Granted but before I granted it Nyan cat killed you.

I wish I had a God form.

[Meowstic Royalty]

Granted, but everyone is an Atheist.

I wish I was Arceus,

[SirBlaziken]

granted, but your a lv.1 and I walk up....

I wish I could turn into my avvy!

[glash101]

Granted,but your stuck in a white square and flat and can't move.You have to only watch posts above,next to,and below you.

I wish that I was a lvl. 8,000,000 White kyurem and you have to grant this but you can't make anything go wrong.Nothing replacing me,nothing at all that's bad.

[SirBlaziken]

Granted, but you don't exist.


I wish for cheeseburger soup

[glash101]

Granted but it's a Blazicario Cheezburger in Shiny water.

I wish that you corrupted this wish to be a fish.

[SirBlaziken]

Not granted

I wish you were a fish