Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[SirBlaziken]

Granted, but it's only the poster!

I wish for a bar of gold.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. It was created from a Smurf and the other Smurfs gang up and attack you for killing their friend and they kill you in retaliation with a high powered laser made from mushrooms and powered by Smurf berries. Looks like Gargamel severely underestimated these blue beings....

I wish for some sausage!

[SirBlaziken]

Granted, but it's blood sausage, made of Jigglypuffs!

I wish for $10 so I can eat Taco Bell for lunch.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. It's Canadian and counterfeit!

I wish Edward would kill Bella!

[SirBlaziken]

Granted, but you die as well.

I wish for a cherry tree.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. A zombie George Washington then chops it down and he proceeds to eat your brain....

I wish Jigglypuff could learn Metronome.

[Meowstic Royalty]

Granted, but Metronome turned into Rest and he fell asleep.

I wish for cheese.

[SirBlaziken]

Granted, but you are now allergic to it.

I wish for another wish!

[NTN]

Granted.

I wish for you to make my wish and have the person below you corrupt both your wish and mine.

[SirBlaziken]

Not granted!

I wish that you realized that I'm not a copy of you.

[NTN]

Granted, but you can't make someone realize something that is absolutely incorrect.
Granted, but then I remember you're just a little kid and therefore I shouldn't listen to you.

Double corruptions! 2 in 1!

I wish for the next poster to not be ShinyBlaziken2000.

[quack98]

Granted, but it's me, so it's worse.

I wish for a rocket launcher 

[SirBlaziken]

Not granted.

Damnit Grayson!

Granted, but it blows up on you.


I wish that draghost would finally get back to rp.

[.~.Nellie.~.]

But instead you get me back to RP :B

I wish for a good nights sleep...

[SirBlaziken]

Granted, it's a good night's sleep indeed *Evily laughs*

I wish you would stop talking