Topic: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[.~.Nellie.~.]

Too bad. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

I wish that was annoying enough. 

[SirBlaziken]

Not granted.

I wish for ice cream

[.~.Nellie.~.]

Sure, you can have the one that fell off the cone and is half melted on the floor

I wish for a drink of an alcoholic beverage 

[SirBlaziken]

Granted, but you get drunk and arrested with a dui


I wish for a laser!

[Petzbreeder]

Granted, Draghost stops taking his role as a mod seriously and now there are loads of trolls overloading the forum!

I wish for a beam of light to hit the ground and open a portal to another dimension (and yes, I want to fall in!)

[Gusparce]

Granted, but the other dimension is exactly the same to ours.

I wish for the ability to see the future!

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. You are also sent back to colonial New England. The colonists see you use your powers and they think you're a witch and then burn you at the stake.

I wish for a bunny rabbit.

[SirBlaziken]

Granted, but it turns into a lickilicky

I wish for a lucario

[glash101]

Granted,but his ninja side took over and abandoned you XD

I wish for Plants vs zombies Garden warefare

[SirBlaziken]

Granted, but your computer and phones both explode.

I wish I had a cell phone.

[glash101]

Granted,but it's a phone for cells.

I wish for infinite POWER!

[SirBlaziken]

Granted but you instead get infinite REWOP!

I wish for infinite REWOP!

[XephHunter]

Granted, but instead you get etinifni power, which does absolutely nothing.

I wish for a stack of pancakes like how my mother used to make them.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. They are made from Soylent Green.

I wish for a special edition Pokemon X&Y 3DS!

[SirBlaziken]

Granted, but it's made of Styrofoam.

I wish for an invisible dragon