Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Gusparce]

Granted, but they're liked so much that everyone begins to copy your comedy.

I wish for a magic hairbrush. Yeah.

[Petzbreeder]

Granted, the electricity that the magic hairbrush builds up electrifies your brain when you use it!

I wish for a way to take my bounty hunter character out of my star wars game to protect me in real life.

(I call him chocolate-bar)

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. You get....
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A CHOCOLATE BAR! (What? It'll protect you from being depressed. Once.)



I wish for a limited edition LOZ: Wind Waker Wii U!

[Petzbreeder]

Nice corruption! (I actually hate Bounty bars ironically!)

Granted, not only is your legend of zelda game limited edition (in that there are only a few copies sold) but its also a limited edition in that you can only play it for 10 minutes before your Wii U explodes in your face!

I wish for enough credits (in star wars the old republic) to buy a Revan holostatue and a fully expanded inventory.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. You are about to make the purchase when a meteorite suddenly falls down from the sky and strikes you dead.

I wish that someone would throw water onto Natalie Portman and she'd melt into a puddle much like the Wicked Witch of the West.

[Petzbreeder]

Granted, water is thrown on natalie portman, but she doesn't melt - She grows bigger!

I wish for a nimbus cloud (like the one Goku has from dragonball)

[Captain Jigglypuff]

^ I don't get it and where's your wish?

[Mr. Apple]

^in the edited post!

granted,  but it starts raining on you! boo hoo!

i wish i didnt have to go to school tomorrow!

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. You are dead and never have to go to school again.

I wish for a brand new penny!

[Hahex and Oshawott]

granted, but as soon as it appears it is no longer brand new.
I wish for a new headset

[the bread dragon]

granted, but it bursts into flames as soon as you put it on your head.
i wish i could have 20 dollars

[SirBlaziken]

Granted, but it's fake, and you are on FBI's most wanted list.

I wish I had pokemon X

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. You get an Unown X!

I wish someone would sing Soft Kitty for me!

[SirBlaziken]

Granted, but it's Justin Bieber

I wish for a delphox

[the bread dragon]

granted but awful ivs, nature, and trait

i wish i would stop coughing and sneezing so darn much