Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Darkwing]

Granted... Unfortunately it means you never find out about that oil well in your garden.

I wish... I had a few more really fun Tuesday nights.

[Gusparce]

You have so much fun you OVERLOAD. I wish I could shoot lazers from my eyes.

[MOP]

Granted but all you can do is fix people's eyesight and it takes so much energy to shoot the lasers you collapse from exhaustion.

I wish I didn't have a bad back.

[Shaydra]

You don't have a bad back anymore, you have knees that don't bend.

I wish I could have an MP3.

[Gusparce]

Grated, you have a non working cartridge of Mario Party 3. I wish I could have some Pie right now.....

[Darkwing]

Granted... it's Picklede Onion and Garlic flavour

I wish I had some actual work to do.

[Pokemon Isshu Lover 593]

You have too much real work!:ohmy:

I wish I had a piece of pie.

[Gusparce]

A piece of *poisoned* pie..... I wish I had magic powers.

[AlphaBetaDelta]

Your magic power is to make your butt swell up to 3 times its original size and shrink your man-parts. (God it sounds weird when I can't swear )

I wish I had caught them all!

[Sizacu]

Granted, but your game cartridge stops working P:

I wish I had woken up earlier.

[ShiraBliss]

Granted, but when you go back to bed you will be asleep for the rest of your life, causing your family and those who love you to assume that you're dead and grieve over you consistently until they all die </darkness>

I wish for a vet to take care of the bird that's sick in my yard :<

[Buttons The Plural™]

granted but it "takes care" of it the same way the mafia would "take care" of a screaming frightened hostage they have tied up in the boot of their car...

i wish my noodles didn't taste bad

[Gusparce]

Granted, but they taste so good you decide to get more, and you do it by breaking into a store and stealing it. I wish my....parrot hadnt....died...

[Pokemon Isshu Lover 593]

EARTH BLOWS UP

I need some pizza.

[AlphaBetaDelta]

Granted. but the topping is dead birds and rotting fish eyes.

I wish for a new guitar.