Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Mr.Mewtwo]

Granted but it was unlocked.

I wish this wish was incorruptible.

[spritey]

Granted, your wish does not get bribed.
I wish I knew the difference between a green lemon and a yellow lime.

[superzigzagoon]

Granted but a paradox is formed.

I wish I was a paradox.

[President Hawkeye]

Granted but Chuck Norris isn't pleased about you taking his turf and roundhouse kicks you into a parallel dimension full of Chuck Norris's just waiting to roundhouse kick you.

[spritey]

Granted but now you get kicked into the paradox for not having a wish.

[aer_dingus]

^same to your lack of wish.

i wish people would stop making this game so difficult!

[lukey lapras]

granted but then they get angwy and theres a big fight

i wish there were more good fights at our school

[CAPITAL BETA]

Granted. Your school goes into nuclear warfare and destroys the planet.

I wish I had a cheese sandwich.

[aer_dingus]

granted, but a guinea pig ate part of it.

i wish i could go to Athens!

[CAPITAL BETA]

Granted. It turns out to be horrible.

I wish I could think of a wish.

[Shaymin]

Granted, but it's all you ever think about now. You're locked in an insane asylum and you're eyes go cross-eyed and you speak nothing. only stare at passers-by like you're going to eat them because you couldn't think of a wish.

I wish it was sunny.

[Blue Fire]

  Granted but the sun explodes and kills only you for some reason.



              I wish my wish is not corrupted...

[RBAY Research Fund]

Tiff: How in the world can that be granted?
Me: I wish I had more body wash.

[Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl!]

Granted but it smells like dog food

I wish I wasn't so hyper

[spritey]

Granted. You take drug medicine and you're no longer hyper but you had an overdosage.

I wish this topic got corrupted.