Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[OranBerrySandvich]

Granted, but the new producers turn it into complete and utter tripe.
I wish I had octorocks for dinner.

[yk]

Granted but you become blind forever.

I wish for a TV.

[Darkwing]

Granted, but all that's showing on it is a Home Movie of Jeremy Clarkson and Anne Widdecombe.

I wish for Chad White to appear in my living room dressed as a Gladiator.

[OranBerrySandvich]

Granted, but they also brought a trident prop with them. Which they accidentally manage to jam in your throat. Roman gladiators used tridents, they did.

I wish for lotsa spaghetti on my toast.

[Nightmare Eater]

Granted, but the spaghetti was actually transported to another person who wanted spaghetti.

I wish I had more friends.

[Bats]

Granted! But when the zombie apocalypse comes they eat you

I wish that I was in the Grid.

[spritey]

Granted but you die and you're no longer in the Grid.

I wish for a Poke Ball with a male Vulpix inside.

[Nightmare Eater]

Granted, but it was a female eevee dressed as vulpix.

I wish for an evil picture!

[Mr.Mewtwo]

Granted,but I came out of it and went
"Silence...




I KEEL YOU!"
I wish for an expansion to the Distortion World.

[Nightmare Eater]

Granted but, when you start flying through it, it collapses and your not allowed a refund.

I wish for power!

[Spriter]

Granted, but it dissipates into thin air...

I wish for a 3DS...

[OranBerrySandvich]

Granted, but it's from that dodgy Cockney guy down the pub. 'Nuff said.

I wish that woman would get in the kitchen and make me mah sammiches already.

[Nightmare Eater]

Granted, but it's a man.

I wish for the SHINY!

[Darkwing]

Granted.. but to get it you have to be banished and forced to live in a preschool kids show for the rest of eternity.

I wsh for a team of friends all of whom are only too willing to play certain interesting intimate games.

[SomeoneStoleMyUsername!]

Granted, but they're all hideously ugly and deformed.

I wish everyone would just be nicer to each other.