Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Draghost999]

Staple your face, Duncehat!! Granted. You're killed.

Dunsparce tail = Dunce Hat.

I wish for a duncehat I can put on Gus's tail.

[Gusparce]

JESUS...

Granted. It's stuck to your face.

I wish for Draghost to burn in flames.

[Draghost999]

Granted. Your wish has no effect because I have already burned. I am the devil of PKMN.NET. 

And please, miss, you call me Draghost instead of JESUS.

I wish for Duncehat to rant about so I can imagine him as a cute little Dunsparce ranting about and I would be kissing him because it would be too irresistibly cute for a Dunsparce ranting about like a cute little baby.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. But he is now under 18 and kissing him causes you to be arrested for being a child predator. Enjoy jail, bud!

I wish I could have a real live Jigglypuff!

[Gusparce]

Granted! Enjoy your eternal sleep once you hear it sing.

I wish for Draghost to fall into a bottomless pit.

[Draghost999]

Hahahahahahaha! Granted, but your wish has no effect because I am a Dragon-Ghost, and ghosts can float and dragons can fly, so I can't fall! Ahahahahahahahahaha, little Dunce!

I wish Wild Gunner Gunsparce would bow to me, Lord Draghost!

[Gusparce]

Granted! I'm a snake so you can't tell.

I wish someone performed an exorcism on Draghost.

[Draghost999]

Granted! Draghost is now two separate bodies, dragon and ghost! My dragon half eats you, shakes you about between his teeth like a chew toy and splatters your blood like the coffee I spill on this site! Once you're dead, my ghost half kills the exorcist and my dragon and ghost halves merge and I am Draghost again! Suckaaaaaaaaaaaa!

I wish- Bam, bam, bam! Aw, the baseball bat granted my wish. Dumbsparce's dead. Awright, new wish.

Dunsparce Tail = Lemon sucker.

I wish Gus would suck his lemon sucker.

[sans the skeleton]

Wish not granted. Who the heck is Gus?

I wish I knew who Gus was. D:

[Draghost999]

Granted. You now know that Gus is Gusparce whose tail is a lemon sucker, and you now grant my previous wish. Then I destroy you for absolutely no reason. Now you've been killed by Poison2010.


I wish Captain Jigglypuff would get his pink butt over here and sing me a song.

[Indianaanimefan]

Granted but you get rick rolled.

I wish I wasn't so crazy that I stay up until 5 am on the computer.

[sans the skeleton]

Granted - now you're crazy enough to stay up until 11 am. Ouch man, that's going to be tiring.

I wish for some cake and to eat it too. Chocolate cake.

[Indianaanimefan]

Granted. It's doggie chocolate.

I wish I had some kalamari

[sans the skeleton]

Granted, but you get cut into kalamari. Messily.

I wish I was pretty.

[Indianaanimefan]

Granted, you are now too pretty for this world and die suddenly and alone.

I wish I had a job that I loved.