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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #3540 on: February 02, 2014, 02:05 »
Granted. You get a lifetime supply of....




























DRY CAT FOOD! Yum! :3


I wish for a fluffy little Yorkie puppy!
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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #3541 on: February 02, 2014, 15:46 »
Granted but it's in the prime stage of decomposing.

I wish for three yellow elephants.

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #3542 on: February 05, 2014, 23:57 »
granted, but they make that loud noise that they make (whats that called? xD) and deafen you


i wish i wasnt so socially awkward

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #3543 on: February 05, 2014, 23:58 »
granted but now your armpit hair touches the ground

I wish for pokemon bank

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #3544 on: February 07, 2014, 22:21 »
Granted, but it is full of bugs.

I WISH MY TABLET WASNT A PIECE OF [censored]!

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #3545 on: February 07, 2014, 22:24 »
Granted, now it's a hamburger with no cheese.

I wish for sanity.
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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #3546 on: February 07, 2014, 23:33 »
Granted. You are now sane and are immediately beaten to death by Mel Gibson with a swan. The swan turns out to be a VERY effective weapon....

I wish for some chocolate covered cherries!
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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #3547 on: February 08, 2014, 00:29 »
Granted but the cherries are actually cat poop :P

I wish for hair like this: O0

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #3548 on: February 08, 2014, 01:53 »
granted. we give you a time machine and send you to the 80s where people actually wore hair like this. you can never come back. bon voyage.

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #3549 on: February 08, 2014, 15:31 »
Granted but your feet shrink to the size of a grape.

I wish I had more Easy Cheese

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #3550 on: February 23, 2014, 13:06 »
Granted. You are now fat from eating all of the Easy Cheese.....

I wish for a diamond the size of a house!
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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #3551 on: February 23, 2014, 13:26 »
Granted. Due to its size it's been locked in a chamber underground in a far away country and the location hasn't been disclosed.

I wish I could become a musician

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #3552 on: February 23, 2014, 14:26 »
Granted. You are Justin Bieber and are in jail where hundreds of horny men await you while you serve a life sentence without a chance of parole! Enjoy your new life!


I wish for a Happy Tree Friends Cuddles the Bunny plushie!
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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #3553 on: February 23, 2014, 18:38 »
Granted but it's stuffed with animal brains.
I wish that I had a Jirachi that is alive and has no mental or physical disorders.

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #3554 on: February 23, 2014, 19:55 »
Granted. It wishes for you to die a painful and long death!

I wish my apartment would clean itself!
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