Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[zorro1]

Granted but you do!


I wish I was cooler!

[Z:illyhoo]

Granted but you become so cool, that your fans will trample you and you die.

I wish I could find my cell phone.

[Alexi: Crazier by the Day]

Granted, and then it explodes.

I wish I had something to do.

[Z:illyhoo]

Granted but then you lost forget whatever you were doing and you go back to searching for what to do.

I wish some of my friends were over at my house.

[En garde...voir]

Granted, but they are all vampires and will suck your blood.

I wish i had super powers to.

[Z:illyhoo]

Granted but then you meet a super villain who steals all your super powers.

I wish I had a better imagination.

[En garde...voir]

Granted, but everything you think of has already been done.

i wish corrupting things was easier.

[Z:illyhoo]

Granted, but it becomes so easy that this game is no fun anymore.

I wish I didn't have to play piano.

[Alexi: Crazier by the Day]

Granted. You now have to play the flute with your feet.

I wish I could play the piano.

[En garde...voir]

Granted, but you have to play a guitar

I wish i could see the past.

[Z:illyhoo]

((OMG I LOVE THE GUITAR))

Granted, but then you would see something that would scar you for life.

I WISH I COULD PLAY GUITAR...

[En garde...voir]

Granted, but you don't know any songs.

I wish life had some kind of meaning.

[zorro1]

granted but you live like that





i wish i doodled a planet

[MOP]

Granted but the doodled planet becomes real and crashes into Earth before entering the astral plane and reaching enlightenment.

I wish I hadn't been ill and missed every single lecture this week.

[master1]

Granted, but you get ill next week and miss those lectures instead.

I wish I had a TARDIS.