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Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

Started by Hicky, May 31, 2009, 17:42

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zorro1

Granted but you're stupid!



I wish I could Fly!
I shall call you Shaymin and you shall be my Shaymin.  Irresistible!

MOP

Granted but you can only fly up.

I wish I hadn't attempted a pony tail today.   :P

master1

Granted, but it turns out it would have saved the world.

(I miss my ponytail...)

I wish I had chocolate. Or something.

Z:illyhoo

Granted. That "or something" was a poisonous mushroom.

I wish I had some water to drink that wasn't toxic.

Thanks, Richard, for the great sig!


Webby

Granted. It's corrosive water and so you kinda... burn on the inside by drinking it.

I wish I had a piano and knew how to play it properly, with no flaws and without any particular amount of fame. Try to corrupt that. :3

"i hope you get niall bursting out of a tower cake singing "happy birthday mr president" and he's wearing a "miss america 2013" sash while giving you a 3 hour lapdance"

MzLuluZombi

Granted. But the piano gets eaten by the termites that were lured to it by your piano playing skills.

I wish my hair would stop getting so wavy.
QuoteRubyRobin: Would a morph with Grumpig be able to do his swag dancing?
MzLuluZ: BOOOOOOOOOOY, YOU CAN HAVE ALL THE SWAG DANCING YOU WANT!
RubyRobin: Yaaaaaay!!! I shall do Grumpigs swag dance aaaaaaaaaalll day xD
Quote from: The Entertainer
So uhmmmm, you quote yourself huh?
.......not weird at all kiddo :p

Z:illyhoo

Granted. Instead your hair gets extremely frizzy and unmanagable.

I wish I woke up an hour earlier today.

Thanks, Richard, for the great sig!


master1

Granted. You woke up an hour ago from right now.

I wish I was more courageous.

zorro1

Uhhh...



I wish that Post Exists When Approved By Moderator Gurren spell broke
I shall call you Shaymin and you shall be my Shaymin.  Irresistible!

The Shrub Dragon

Granted, but none are aprovved

I wish I could spell Aprovved right


thanks gl <3

MOP

Granted but you lose your charm and don't know what it means anyway.

I wish my crush would stop earning money at work and actually tun up to our lectures!

master1

#746
Granted, but she ends up out on the streets and dies.

Quote from: zorro1 on November 28, 2009, 03:29
Uhhh...

*kicks Zorro1 in the face* D8<
Grant and corrupt, it's in the derned title of the game.

I wish I was more courageous

Z:illyhoo

Quote from: Richie the Totodile on November 28, 2009, 19:41
Granted, but she ends up out on the streets and dies.

*kicks Zorro1 in the face* D8<

I wish I was more courageous
Dude, hi five!

Granted but one day you went to go slay a dragon and you die. <shrug>

I wish I knew better wishes...

Thanks, Richard, for the great sig!


MOP

Granted but they make other member wishes look bad so they reject you.  :'(

I wish I could decide on the wish to be corrupted by the wished wish of a wisher

Z:illyhoo

Aaaah! I don't get it! I can't corrupt that!! :wacko:

I wish I could corrupt that wish..

Thanks, Richard, for the great sig!