Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[pokeman12345]

Granted,but the work experience comes to you

I wish that my team in soccer will win every soccer game we play.

[En garde...voir]

Grantd buty you're so good no one will ever play with you again

I wish christmas holidays would last a week onger (So it includes my birthday)

[Z:illyhoo]

Granted, but everyone's too partied up to celebrate it.

I wish my friend would answer her phone. >:[

[MOP]

Granted but she puts it in the bin straight away so she won't have to talk to anyone.

I wish clever Pixie Pickle wished somebody wanted a wish and it was granted. Congrats if you know the reference. 

[SomeoneStoleMyUsername!]

Granted, but the reference was destroyed in the process.

I wish Rome was built in a day.

[auronofpokemon]

Granted, But it fell the next.
I wish My Rotom Trades would be Used.

[Spriter]

Granted,But they destroy all electronic items in your house!

I wish to have my old girlfriend back.Yay!

[MOP]

Granted but she brings her new boyfriend along.

I wish the next poster lived for one hundred years.

[auronofpokemon]

Granted,But i shoot you in the back and Throw your bones to the Dogs, Then burn your cloths 

I wish i had an Arceus Egg

[THE ARBITER]

granted but it uses jugement on you an it flys away


i wish for an oreo chuckie cheeses token

[SomeoneStoleMyUsername!]

I wish i had an Arceus Egg

Granted, but it tries to create a new universe which destroys ours.


@mycode1511111
Granted, but then you die. Simple as that.

[En garde...voir]

Granted, but her sister falls into a deep sleep forever.

I wish i could read japanese.

[pokeman12345]

Granted but you can't read anything else.

I wish HeartGold and SoulSilver came out all ready

[SomeoneStoleMyUsername!]

Granted, but they have worse translations than Zero Wing!

I wish more people played video games.

[Spriter]

Granted, but they aren't on pokemon.


I wish i had £2,000,000.