Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[purplerush]

Granted but the bread comes alive and attacks you.

I wish that wishes were real.

[Z:illyhoo]

Granted, but then you accidently wished someone was dead. o.o

I wish I was a better artist.

[purplerush]

Granted but now all you feel like drawing is stick people.

I wish I was a better cook.

[Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl!]

granted but nobody likes your cooking



I wish I was a gene

[Skyler and Blazer]

Granted, but he only understands American sign language done backwards, and willg o away if not done correctly the first time.

I wish I was FLuent in English Spanish and CHinese, and that I could be somewhere were people speak that language and they all accept me as a valued member of the community and that we all live happily ever after!

[Gusparce]

Until you die in a horrible accident you could of prevented if you spoke German. I wish I had some chips right now...

[Steve Jobs]

Granted but the chips, are RADIOACTIVE EXPLOSIVE MICRO CHIPS!!

I wish My camel could talk.

[Skyler and Blazer]

Granted, but it only knows how to say racial slurs towards you and only spoke when nobody was around.

I wish I knew the secret of the universe and no adverse side effects came from knowing it.

[NaCl]

Granted, but now you're bored with the unadversity.

I wish I had TWO pickles!

[purplerush]

You now have two pickles. They are plotting against you >_>

I wish it would stop raining for a little while.

[Skyler and Blazer]

Granted: But you never specified "I little while" and It began raining seconds after the wish was granted.

I wish this topic was locked forever and ever and everyone got the wishes they wanted the way they wanted them.

[Kdintranet & Scizau]

You died.... jokes my wish was to destroy the universe.

I wish that time came to a halt. Everything stopped.

[purplerush]

Granted. Now you're stuck in Wales FOREVER!!!! BWAHAHAHA!

I wish I knew what to wish for.

[Kdintranet & Scizau]

Granted.......

I wish my previous wish wasn't true. :^(

[Gusparce]

Granted, now its replaced by an even more horrible wish. I wish I had FOOD.