Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[purplerush]

Granted you are now a lil fish in a tank with piranhas
I wish I had something better to do.

[Kdintranet & Scizau]

Granted, but those asteroids destroyed everything.

I wish it never rains on me, yes I'm im wales, its 9:30pm and I've climbed a 840 m hill to look at the view, by the time I got up there clounds had formed, the sunset gone and its raining and i'm 15 mins away, on my own. in the dark..... I'm scared.

[Tom™]

Granted. Your head is now an umbrella.

I wish MapleStory would run faster...

and no gimmicks in this granting of the wish

[purplerush]

Maplestory now runs too fast for you =P
I wish something that you don't know.

[Tom™]

Granted. But now I know it. And boy are you one dirty girl!

I wish for a working bass amp.

[Skyler and Blazer]

Granted, but it is broken!

I wish that the pokemon world was real!

[Kdintranet & Scizau]

Granted but you're a magikarp with an everstone attached that can't be removed.

I wish I was the controlled of everyones wishes and only I can grant them.

[Gusparce]

Granted but youre now immortal (bad). I wish Dunsparce could learn Dragon Rage.

[Kdintranet & Scizau]

Granted, but it has 0 PP.

I wish it typed what I thought on PKMN.net.

[Skyler and Blazer]

Granted, but you think naughty thinks and get banned 4evar!

I wish there was no prejiduce.

[NaCl]

Granted, but after a few generations it's back under a different name.

I wish i could complete my nuzlocke run without anything "dying".

[Tom™]

granted but then you die.

I wish for something.

[Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl!]

granted but it's a bomb that blows you up

I wish I had a 'Woody doll'

[sans the skeleton]

Granted, but now you have a Woody, doll.

I wish I was a Pro author

[Kdintranet & Scizau]

Granted, but no-one reads your books.


I wish I was God.