Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[RBAY Research Fund]

Kirby: Granted, they make you deaf.
Me: I wish I wasn't scared anymore.

[superzigzagoon]

Granted but you died as a result of the wish

I wish I win Eurovision 2011 representing the UK

[purplerush]

Granted. You win but the get disqualified for cheating! Ommm naughty!
I wish I could think of something to wish.

[superzigzagoon]

You do but the wish you corrupt pass on to 1968 (Clift Richard is  ) instead 2011

[RBAY Research Fund]

Tuff: Granted, but i------------ HEY!!

[purplerush]

....Granted? Or not?
I wish I didn't have this songstuck in my head.

[Pokemon Trainer Red]

Granted, you no longer have it stuck in your head. bad news is you no longer have a head at all. I wish Mt. Silver wasnt so cold

[spritey]

Granted, but now it's too hot.
I wish Unknown existed.

[Mr.Mewtwo]

Granted,but the word Unknown allready exists.Too bad there's no UNOWN for you.
I wish that I could slow down this transformation into Kyurem ready for 5th gen.*Wings become Kyurem wings*

[superzigzagoon]

Granted but I don't know what the heck your on about.

I wish I could think of the most easy corruptible wish ever.

[The Entertainer]

Granted but it gets corrupted?

I wish they made good RPG's for the Wii/GC/DSi.

[purplerush]

Granted but they become corrupted after a few minutes and therefore are crappy =D

I wish I wasn't so tired -___-

[spritey]

Granted but the wish only works for 5 seconds due to my magic shortage.

I wish I could shoot white fireballs.

[Z:illyhoo]

Granted, but you accidentally shoot a fireball into a log cabin close by and it burns down to the ground and you get charged for arson.

I wish I knew how to use my time wisely.

[spritey]

Granted but my wand has now run out of magic.

I wish my wishes for any kind of fireballs could not be corrupted.