Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[superzigzagoon]

Granted but ... (What is Cosplay anyway)

I wish I cared about Unown.

[spritey]

Granted but your wish is unknown.
I wish I cared about zigzagoon.

[TrickTester]

wikipedia it lol.

you like zigzagoon but then they give you all your desires and your dad essentially becomes entei and you go through puberty 3 times and steal someone's nother until a flying dragon... anyway.

i wish i could be bothered to finish that sentence.

edit. it doesn't make any sense now

[spritey]

Granted but I accidentaly used black magic which killed your miserable wish. D=
I wish superzigzagoon was here.

[superzigzagoon]

Granted but I'm angry because you NINJAED ME!!!!!

I wish TrickTester would Spell check his/her's last post on this topic.

[TrickTester]

I'm a her.

granted but now it doesn't make any sense

i wish people knew what sex i was.

[spritey]

Granted but we all know what sex is.
I wish for snow.

[superzigzagoon]

But their's too much.

I wish no one ninja's me.

[TrickTester]

it snows but then you freeze

i wish for Pokemon.

[superzigzagoon]

it snows but then you freeze

i wish for Pokemon.

Looks like I may have ninjaed you 

Granted but nothing happens as they exist as a series of video games.

I wish to be ninjaed by TrickTester.

[TrickTester]

granted but you ninja me back.

i wish i wasn't bored.

[superzigzagoon]

Corrupted but then Katty Price tells you about herself. (That's really evil)

I wish I had a Snivy.

[TrickTester]

granted but it's evil!!

i wish superZigzagoon would remember I'm female.

[superzigzagoon]

Granted but he falls in love

I wish I hadn't said the above (as it's not correct)

[TrickTester]

Haha granted but you already said it.

i wish i wasn't apparently irresistible when people realise a am a girl. with girly bits and everything! =o