Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Spriter]

Granted, but it causes a Drought when used.(There's plenty of sunny weather in the UK at the moment anyway.You must live in America or something.

I wish i was an American Government-Hired Assassin.

[Nightmare Eater]

(No, I just like the idea of a sunny day whenever I want.)

Granted, but you were killed on your first mission.

I wish that there was game called "Evil Adventures of the Awesome Evil Guys."

[Phyrior]

Granted, But it gets panned as the 'Worst Game since E.T. on the Atari 2600.

I wish it was easier to breed 'Gender Unknown' pokémon..

[Laprabi]

Granted, but they have no attacks. AT ALL. And they are always bad natures.

I wish hot naked lesbians would fall from the sky.

[OranBerrySandvich]

Granted, but you're locked in a small, dark room. Meaning you can't see them. Or hear them. Or anything else them.

I wish for soup made from cornish game hen.

[Skyler and Blazer]

Granted, but you can't eat it.

I wish Wigglytuff was cuter ^^

[Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl!]

Granted but it eats you if you think its cute!       I wish I didnt have writers block...

[Phyrior]

Congratulations! Your Writer's Block has evolved into Writer's Cube!

I wish I couldn't make such lame jokes...

[OranBerrySandvich]

Granted. Now I make them, AND ANNOY YOU.
I wish I had more time to finish that damn science homework.

[Backsauce]

Granted, I give you 0,5 seconds extra...awww times up.

I wish for christmas

[yk]

Granted but Santa gives you coal.

I wish I had a heart.

[Backsauce]

granted, i stab it

I wish for santa's lap

[Nightmare Eater]

Granted. He gave you a slap.

I wish that more interesting books were around.

[lk_01112]

Granted but the books are in a language you cannot understand.

I wish I had a pet canary.

[~Evanscence~]

Granted, but it gets eaten by a cat as soon as you turn your back.

I wish I could run faster.