Send-A-Message Thread

[kr9q]

Dear Monday,
Please come faster. I want to see Jerric.
Love,
Molly (SDR)

[Kpyna]

dear nate,

hey im just watching that '70s show and in this episode eric gets a hickey and i just remembered accidentally giving you a hickey that one day hahahahahah oh my god sorry, i never said sorry for that.

but then again you made me pop a pimple on your back so i guess we're even

-liz

tyler,

i dont want to date you. im sorry. stop saying dirty things to me. its disgusting

-liz

[Pam-the-Lamb]

Dear . . . ~_~

What happened between us, at first whenever I talked to you, you used to blush and giggle, a week or two later and you ignore me... Did we just some how grow appart? Or did you find that you don't like me? I would like to know please, I know I might not have turned out to be the coolest person in the world, but please don't pick someone up then randomly drop them, it makes you look like a prat.
I would like it if you actually explained what your doing, do you genuinly find it hard to say anything or are you trying to play hard to get? Because what ever your doing, yeah.... Im starting to dislike you... your a cool girl, and to be honest, I liked you, but yeah... you turned out not to be one of the nice ones...
You seemed to give half a damn when I said I want to drop course since I don't have any friends there, hell you even said you were my friend, Im not a prat, I didn't want to say something...

So yeah... figure out what your doing, since I've figured out what Im doing.

Yours truly
Grey

[OranBerrySandvich]

Dear Self,
Say what you like, but it's your own incompetence that caused it. You can't blame your minor condition for this, you know it's your fault for not thinking it through. So stop being precocious, stop wallowing in your own self-pity, and stop being a moron. Now, pick yourself up, stop wallowing in self-pity, and do something productive. What, you have more problems? Deal with it, everyone has problems, you have petty ones not worth two anythings.
Signed,
Me.

[~Evanscence~]

Dear universe,
Why? Why did you give me feelings for two different guys? Seriously, it's driving me insane.

Sincerely,
Mariah

PS: You. Suck.

[Pam-the-Lamb]

Dear ~_~

Hey, everything seemed cool when we first met, heck, I even found you incredibly cute, but honestly, when Im trying to be friendly (not asking for a relationship) you really don't need to treat me as if I just urinated on your bed, your giving me the "cold shoulder" so I suppose I mayswell just forget about you, would love to be friends but really, if this is how you treat people you should take a look at what your doing, and I love how you say you never listen to what your friend says, I don't listen to him, but I don't say that he annoys me and I try to listen, it's respectful.

  I don't talk to people I don't know often, and it took me a day or two just to say "hi", it just makes me feel like crap when you don't even bother to be friendlier, what happened to all the blushing and giggling?
It feels like crap when you try to be friendly, everything goes fine then BAM you treat me like an Ex Boyfriend, and if your friend told you I like-like you, honest to God, why would I tell someone I don't know about my feelings? Let alone anything that can wreck a friendship.

So, I doubt your ever going to read this, and even if you do, your not going to realise its for you, but, I wanted to be friends, you have been a complete ass, Im don't expect an apology, you probably don't realise how much its offended me, and if for some reason your trying to play hard to get, I don't have a thing for you, just go back to normal please.

Gallows

[kr9q]

Dear Safari,
Thanks! You finally work for me again, a little. Still need to figure out how to do what you did before in which I can not explain.
Thanks,
SDR~

[Piccolami.]

S,

I honestly didn't think it was possible to meet anyone I disliked as much as I do my brother... you, however, have proved me wrong.

I love my job. Don't get me wrong, it does have it's crap moments, but on the whole I love it... Unless you're working. You are an absolutely appalling manager, you have no respect for anyone and yet expect everyone to love you and then completely disregard the fact that you've angered/upset everyone. Knowing that you're going to be working when I am makes me want to pull a sickie so I don't have to put up with you.

You reduced me to tears twice tonight, and I hate you for it. And you're so incredibly two faced - one minute you're offering me paracetamol and attempting to be nice, the next minute you're slagging me off to one of my best friends. Did you seriously think I wouldn't find out? I'm not the only one you've offended or upset. Lots of people have complained about you, and I sincerely hope that you get asked to leave at the end of your probational period because, quite frankly, whilst I cannot wait for the peace and quiet, it would teach you a lesson that your behaviour is completely unacceptable.

Don't think that you can get away with what you said about me to my friend tonight, either. I do my utmost not to do anything wrong whilst working, and have been told by a few people that they've never heard anyone say a bad thing about me... That's obviously an indication that I'm unlikely to be in the wrong.

You'd best start brushing up your act soon.

Yours,

A concerned employee

(also thanks for utterly screwing everything up with regards to my being taxed... I'm not meant to get taxed, but now I will be for this month at least, effectively losing me about £100. So thank you. I appreciate that.)

[Sizacu]

Dear Mum,
It's unnerving the way you always stare at me, wondering about what I'll look like when I'm older.
Seriously, it makes me nervous.

Oh and uh.. When I go upstairs to calm down, can you just... leave me alone please? Provoking me any further may result in a physical tantrum. :v

~ Nick.

[Spriter]

Dear N,

We haven't been talking much to each other recently. I kinda regret having a crush on you, as I feel I've almost destroyed everything between us in a sort of friendship way. But hey, I'm still working on that story for you, and I bet you'll enjoy it!

From Me.

[That Girl in the 'Roo Suit]

Hey you,

Nice to hear from you. So glad you took the time to reschedule, and made the effort to try and keep your promise this time.

Thank you.

(Also, yeah, it'd be nice if you actually did, then I wouldn't be half as bitter. Thanks~~~)

[Pam-the-Lamb]

Hey ~_~

Basicly, I've figured out what your (probably) trying to forget (about), so yeah, I literally had to read body language, and Im pretty good at it  You fancy him, but he's homosexual, you want to forget your feelings for him... Yes I understand, and no, you probably won't tell me, or Im (completely) wrong about this sorta thing (for the first time in a while).

I've totally started to forget about you, so basicly depending on how you are after I might have to just... stop giving half a damn, and move on 

From Gallows

[Sebastian Moran]

Dear umbreon 
Please tell me how to work out if somebody is homosexual from literally reading body language and/or if they fancy someone because that sounds useful as hell 
Thanks, M 
 

[Pam-the-Lamb]

Dear Mr. Dilliard

He has admitted to being homosexual, and is infact only interested in men.

Umbreon

[Sebastian Moran]

Dear umbreon 
well, damn. Back to square one it is. I consider myself misled and shall refer to the trade descriptions act.
Regards, M

P.S. "Mr Dilliard" indeed.