Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Nightmare Eater]

I grant all 3. Unfortunately you already gave multiple wishes so that is invalid. Granting your own wishes means they aren't wishes AND if you haven't noticed, we're all invincible here.

[spritey]

You're banned for not making a wish.


I wish I could get more sleep.

[Uncle Garnetto]

Granted, but you will always have nightmares

I wish I had £10000000

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. You HAD £10000000!

I wish my finances would be higher....

[Uncle Garnetto]

Granted, but you get mugged, then cyber mugged

I wish To be immortal

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. You are now a rock!

I wish I had a Playstation Vita with the new Mortal Kombat game!

[Uncle Garnetto]

Granted, but both break 5 minutes after you begin using them

I wish I had a big cake

[OranBerrySandvich]

Granted, but it disappears.
The cake is a lie, my friend.

I wish for grief counselling.

[Uncle Garnetto]

Granted, you have a councillor that gives you grief

I want to meet Superman

[Nightmare Eater]

Granted. This homeless man I met on the street is pretty super right?

I wish for lion with a horn on his head would appear and he can't hurt, touch, hear or speak to me.

[Uncle Garnetto]

You become best friends, then it gets ran over because he couldn't hear your warnings

I wish to have a tardis

[Darkwing]

Granted, but the Original Version Master is inside with his Turn People Into Barbie Dolls Gun. (His actual weapon in the old days, I kid you not.)

I wish for the 6 Nations Tournament to be declared illegal.

[EagleEye101 : Impactz]

Granted, but all of the angry ex-rugby players turn on YOU.

I wish for a nice girlfriend.

[OranBerrySandvich]

Granted, but she's only your girlfriend in the sense that she's a girl who's you're friend. You ask her out. She refuses. You get depressed. You commit suicide. You die.

I wish I had a sandwich that was only corruptible via overly-complicated methods.

[EagleEye101 : Impactz]

Granted, but the sandwich was on the worlds most wanted list, and got nuked be several countries. No sandwich for you.

I wish for an ability which means I control people's minds.