Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[spritey]

Granted. You go by plane. The plane crashes. You're dead. =[

I wish for the person below to get a shiny Lugia that is not hacked.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. It is SLICED!

I wish my package would get here!!!!

[spritey]

Granted. It has a bomb inside. You die in the explosion.

I wish I ruled the world.

[lugia95]

Granted. You rule the world. And by the world, I mean Mars. You are now the proud owner of a planet filled with nothing but rocks and dust. Happy?

I wish for five As in my exams.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. Your 5 exams are multiple choice and have ten choices and the answer "A" only appears once in each one and the exams have 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 questions....

I wish I had my very own Jigglypuff!

[lugia95]

Granted. You have a Jigglypuff. A dead one, that is.

I wish for a copy of Ace Attorney: Investigations. Seriously, I can't find it anywhere.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. You now have a copy but it is stolen and you go to jail....

I wish I had a little Yorkie named Cuddles who could do the most adorable tricks ever known to man....

[hermesguy]

Granted, then you wake up.

I wish I could tea party with the Mad Hatter.

[lugia95]

Granted. Oh, wait, you meant the Alice and Wonderland Mad Hatter, not the one from Batman. Oh well, too late now, he's killed you.

I wish for the Avenger's movie on a non pirate DVD.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. It is on a Penguin DVD....

I wish I had some ice cream....

[lugia95]

Granted. You have some ice cream. But no tub or cone, so if you want it, you'll have to lick it off the ground.

I wish to be able to get past the bit I'm stuck on in Skyward Sword, and to never be stuck in any game ever again.

[spritey]

Granted. You beat the game. But at the end of Skyward Sword, the game tells you that if you want to save progress after defeating Demise, you will lose all progress and restart in Hero Mode. In hero mode you take damage twice as fast, and you click yes. ((this is all true. I beat the game and actually clicked yes. =( ))

I wish that I didn't click "Yes" when it asked if I wanted to restart and play in Hero Mode.

[lugia95]

Granted. You didn't press "Yes". Or "No". Instead, your Wii caught fire while you were making your decision.

I wish for a working Time Machine.

[spritey]

Granted. You have a working time machine. You step in for a test. While you're hurtling through time and space, I damage the machine. You get stuck between time and space. Forever. It is very unpleasant.

I wish I could pee in my dreams without wetting my real bed.

[SapphireUmbreon01]

Granted. Instead, you will randomly pee yourslef the next day at the most inconvenient and awkwardest time during the day, like in front of your crush, etc...

I wish that the friend zone didn't exist.