Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[SirBlaziken]

Granted. But I got rid of the link to the video of the dog laughing endlessly because it's not cool to tease people about their childhood fears like that.

It wasn't a fear, it was just a childhood agitation.

And for your wish, granted, but you didn't edit.

I wish for such doge.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. It rips your face off.

I wish people would understand how I feel....

It wasn't a fear, it was just a childhood agitation.

Actually one of my phobias as a kid WAS being laughed at along with ALWAYS losing because I never won a single award as a kid. THAT'S why the dog traumatized me. It was laughing at me because I was losing.

[SirBlaziken]

^Ok, fair enough. I'm still using Duck Hunt in ssb4.

Granted, but then you change your views.

I wish for more doge.

[E.C.A.M.B.S.]

Does duck hunt taunt with its creepy laugh in ssb4? o.o

Granted, but I don't know what a doge is and I don't care to look it up.

I wish I had less homework on school days.

[SirBlaziken]

Granted, but you get more homework over the weekends.

I wish that I wasn't afraid of falling anymore.

[Delicious_Scout]

Granted, but you fall with every step you make, eventualy giving up walking.

I wish you I could find a schedule for all my articles of the week. Seriously, I don't have any.

[SirBlaziken]

Granted, but you stop making the article.

I wish that Pelipper was covered on the article!

[Delicious_Scout]

Did you momma ever tell you not to play with fire?

Granted, but it will include a lot of puns regarding your love for birds. And it will be crappy, crappier than usual.

I wish I won Humans vs Zombies.

[SirBlaziken]

Granted, but you are a human, the last one left. Then you drown.

I wish for dark chocolate.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. You get chocolate infused with dark magic. You take a bit and it is the most delicious chocolate you have ever eaten in your life. You then drop dead from the poison.

I wish I had a fairy....

[SirBlaziken]

Granted, it's a magikarp dressed like a fairy.

I wish to be able to taste curry.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. You eat TIM Curry and he was tasty!

I wish for a Spiky Ear Pichu!

[SirBlaziken]

Granted, but the spikes poke holes in your system's screen, ruining it.

I wish for a taco.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. You are given a copy of Taco's hit Puttin' On the Ritz!

I wish for some candy canes!

[Delicious_Scout]

Granted, but they contain too much sugar, thus leading you to madness (if you are not already mad).

I wish for a better "Duke Nukem Forever".