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Tell a bad joke

Started by SirBlaziken, June 27, 2015, 17:27

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Spriter

What do they do with chemists when they die?

They barium.

I tried to tell a good chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

Delicious_Scout

Why can eagles never get sick?




Because that is ill-eagle.
Click on that smexy Tyranaggronigroking to visit my our IV Shop. And possibly buy something.


SirBlaziken

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm. He says, "A beer please, and one for the road!"
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BS

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

SirBlaziken

^That was a wonderful joke

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver?





Because she's dead.
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Meowstic Royalty

What do you get when you cross sandwich fillings with flying vehicles?

A JELLYCOPTER

*crickets*

Needs more Gengar

BS

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

The name master

How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

You Pokemon!
Thanks to Inferna for one of the many reasons why I love Dragonite!

Meowstic Royalty

What do you call fifty penguins in the middle of a desert?

Lost.

Needs more Gengar

BS

The ongoing history of the Australian government.

SirBlaziken

Deja Moo.

The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
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BS

^ okay I lol'd

Man goes to a zoo. He sees no lions. He sees no monkeys. He sees no parrots. Only a dog. It was a shih tzu.

I'm hoping this was forum appropriate >.>

SirBlaziken

You're good. It took me a while to get it, but it was a good chuckle.

Two muffins are baking in an oven.  The first muffin says, "Wow, it's really getting hot in here."  The second muffin says, "Wow... a talking muffin!"

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Kerou 犠牲

Quote from: Breaking Blaziken on September 29, 2015, 21:54
You're good. It took me a while to get it, but it was a good chuckle.

Two muffins are baking in an oven.  The first muffin says, "Wow, it's really getting hot in here."  The second muffin says, "Wow... a talking muffin!"

There was a kid when I was in school who's go to joke was this

I was hoping I'd never have to see / hear it ever again

Petzbreeder

On Star Wars The Old Republic, I sent one of my companions on a mission called Delivery Failure...... He failed it!